Look At This Fucking Loser With His White Boy Posse

Imagine a long time some time after canon Boris and Theo quietly get married, and while it's not actually a secret, Theo likes to be discreet about it. One day a woman is hitting on Theo so naturally he tells her that he is married and she's like ohhh I'm sorry I didn't know you had a wife!! And Theo could correct her and tell her that he does not, in fact, have a wife, but a husband, but he doesn't because he hasn't reached that level of self acceptance yet, and either way, he doesn't think he will ever see her again. But he does see her again, while he is out with Boris, and when she asks him who that is he panics and says, "he's my wife". Boris finds that hilarious and after that day he exclusively refers to himself as Theo's wife, much to Theo's mortification.

Uhhhhh we talk a lot about how the goldfinch painting represented Theo’s heart and self and which motherfucker stole it and not NEARLY enough about how Popchyk is a symbol for Boris’ heart and self and how SOMEONE took Popchyk to New York and tenderly cared for him for years, in this essay I w

wow, artistic genius

I did this instead of homework.

infinitely funny that wilson turned vegetarian while house was in prison to show that he’s moving on with his life and is capable of making personal changes that don’t revolve around his boybestfriend situationship but then the MINUTE they reunite he’s like “let’s get dinner! I’m craving MEAT 😋😋’. what kind of symbolism is this. I’m going to say a slur

that one episode where he got shot and the guy that shot him was torturing him with like. moral philosophy

i’m watching dead poets society are those two roommates gay. it’s just a question btw i think they r gay

nothing hurts more than how, in the parking lot, the Forehead Touch™ scene (boris comes into focus with this very sexy face on looking at theo like he’s a whole ass snack which he is! but that’s another story), they bump their foreheads together with such yearn!!!! almost like they’ve waited over a decade to do that 👀, and then they’re leaning against each other for an outrageous amount of time. boris’ face relaxes like Yes, this is It, i’ve missed you so Much!! and you can see theo’s jaw clenching, as if he wants to, but can’t let himself to, and then boris underSTANDS and leans away and THEN YOU CAN HEAR MY HEART SHATTER ON THE PAVEMENT OF THAT GODFORSAKEN PARKING LOT INTO A MILLION PIECES BUT FUCK!!!!! THAT MOMENT MEANS THE FUCKING WORLD TO ME!!!!!!! i just wanted you all to know that.