Hey The House Game Is FUCKING TERRIFYING BTW

made a meme, kinda :D

have a newfound respect for weezer because they’ve literally sung music for two of the greatest movie franchises of all time

pixar cars

the bill & ted movies

before you speak, THINK:

is it TRANSSEXUAL?

is it HERESY?

is it INCONSIDERATE?

is it NEURODIVERGENT?

is it KILLING SOMEONE?

It’s 2011, Kendall just said “hell” in a Big Time Rush song and it’s the edgiest shit ever

Uhhhhh we talk a lot about how the goldfinch painting represented Theo’s heart and self and which motherfucker stole it and not NEARLY enough about how Popchyk is a symbol for Boris’ heart and self and how SOMEONE took Popchyk to New York and tenderly cared for him for years, in this essay I w

image ids: two photos of theo decker and boris pavlikovsky from the goldfinch movie that could be described as homoerotic. in the corner, a slug with a distasteful expression watches with the caption “LIVE SLUG REACTION”.

Imagine a long time some time after canon Boris and Theo quietly get married, and while it's not actually a secret, Theo likes to be discreet about it. One day a woman is hitting on Theo so naturally he tells her that he is married and she's like ohhh I'm sorry I didn't know you had a wife!! And Theo could correct her and tell her that he does not, in fact, have a wife, but a husband, but he doesn't because he hasn't reached that level of self acceptance yet, and either way, he doesn't think he will ever see her again. But he does see her again, while he is out with Boris, and when she asks him who that is he panics and says, "he's my wife". Boris finds that hilarious and after that day he exclusively refers to himself as Theo's wife, much to Theo's mortification.

My dad has just said that Aneurin Barnard sounds like a medicine lmao

hi omg! i hope you've been doing well, it's always nice seeing u on the dashboard <3

help i haven’t checked my notifications for awhile this is so sweet thank you 🫶🏼