Made A Meme, Kinda :D

Mary Oliver, from Worm Moon in “Twelve Moons”

coming soon to a tumblr dashboard near you: a house md crack video by yours truly

what if 😳 we made out 🤯 in post war france 🇫🇷 and i was that fucked up girl 💃 and embraced a new man 😍 every night 🌙 and you 🫵 were the money 💰 the real ka-ching 💸

“A moment ago, you were tearing off. Why not stay here a while?”

credit to TurboBurpo on twitter

going from aapi heritage month to pride month i stay winning happy pride month

Soon as people get over vegas era boreo and onto the objectively superior and far more interesting era ie amsterdam apartment when theo got sick and boris nursed him back to health just like when they did back when they were kids the goldfinch will be so back baby

As we know Boris has some strong opinions on what Theo wears (too boring, don’t you have better shoes, Potter?) so i’m picturing him buying Theo some honestly ridiculously expensive clothes (see: fur linen coat, tailored made) or gucci pumped shoes (c’mon he absolutely would) or rolex or whatever. It’s all in somewhat good taste but entirely too much Boris so Theo hardly ever wears all this outside of their appartment UNTIL Boris mentions that his old friend (read: girlfriend) is going to visit and Theo pulls such a ridiculously over-the-top look that essentially says: my boyfriend is rich russian mobster who always loved me more than you and Boris is laughing for an hour

BORIS AND THEO