Theo Decker Is The Type Of Guy Who Would Listen To Car Seat Headrest Untill He Realizes Will Toledo Is

So um ur boyfriend kinda stole the most valuable painting in the world right um uhh but I kinda also stole that painting and then maybee I lost it so um yeah if its okay um could I fly him out to where I think the painting might be on the same night as ur engagement party I would like to

I will never be over Pippa telling Theo that they could never be together because if one of them fell the other would fall with them instead of being able to help them and then Boris just fucking picking Theo up and getting his feet sturdy on the ground, Boris just fucking does exactly what Pippa says she couldn’t. Boris doesn’t let himself fall with Theo, he saves Theo and the painting, he saves Theo by saving the painting. Boris saves Theo in the exact way Pippa tells him she couldn’t and wouldn’t be a suitable partner because of her incapability to do so.

JASON SCHWARTZMAN + Wes Anderson Feature Films

wilson reacting to things by looking straight into the camera like he’s on the office moments

my favourite keanu reeves movie was the one where he fell in love with that short blond dude

wow chase from lab rats is so autistic

keep a calendar, this way you will always know.

enjoy this poorly made shitty meme