D1jonmustard - This Is Where I Think All My Thoughts

what would u do if i started chewing on ur ankles like a little dog *bites ur ankle* now say thank you *becomes cyclone and vanishes*

did u know that i like this guy who has a bowl cut

his ass is NOT playing bass

This conversation's been dead on

bad pics but woah 7’ sky full of song by florence and the machine 🦹🏽‍♀️

AND janis ian between the lines in rly good shape

happy record store day !

feeling so infatuated rn it’s horrible and lovely 🦹🏽‍♀️

Imagine a long time some time after canon Boris and Theo quietly get married, and while it's not actually a secret, Theo likes to be discreet about it. One day a woman is hitting on Theo so naturally he tells her that he is married and she's like ohhh I'm sorry I didn't know you had a wife!! And Theo could correct her and tell her that he does not, in fact, have a wife, but a husband, but he doesn't because he hasn't reached that level of self acceptance yet, and either way, he doesn't think he will ever see her again. But he does see her again, while he is out with Boris, and when she asks him who that is he panics and says, "he's my wife". Boris finds that hilarious and after that day he exclusively refers to himself as Theo's wife, much to Theo's mortification.