I Don't Normally Remember My Dreams But I Dreamed About Ace Attorney Guys I Might Be A Little Bit...

my home page is a 50/50 mixture of the most down bad shit known to mankind, the kinds of things that would make god fall to his knees in tears, wondering what he had wrought upon the world he claimed to love... and the other half is gay lawyers and toxic yaoi.

i love tumblr.

and this is my type when it comes to men (and i want it to be me SO BAD)

this is my type when it comes to women

(please don't explode me tumbles <3)

what’s the perviest thing you’ve done irl?

not entirely sure how to answer this unfortunately...

i haven't done much that's explicitly perverted on purpose (i still try to cling to some aspects of my morality and like... shame, as much as i try to get rid of both). but i suppose i've lightly touched myself in class (not to the point of orgasm but it was still something).

and also i'm terrible at remembering little things so i might have done something way weirder!!

hey ;)

i'm bored and i wanna answer boring questions :3

(PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE TALK TO ME!!! or don't it's okay either way <3)

nosy anons let's go

0: Height

1: Age

2: Shoe size

3: Do you smoke?

4: Do you drink?

5: Do you take drugs?

6: Age you get mistaken for

7: Have tattoos?

8: Want any tattoos?

9: Got any piercings?

10: Want any piercings?

11: Best friend?

12: Relationship status

13: Biggest turn ons

14: Biggest turn offs

15: Favorite movie

16: I’ll love you if…

17: Someone you miss

18: Most traumatic experience

19: A fact about your personality

20: What I hate most about myself

21: What I love most about myself

22: What I want to be when I get older

23: My relationship with my sibling(s)

24: My relationship with my parent(s)

25: My idea of a perfect date

26: My biggest pet peeves

27: A description of the girl/boy I like

28: A description of the person I dislike the most

29: A reason I’ve lied to a friend

30: What I hate the most about work/school

31: What my last text message says

32: What words upset me the most

33: What words make me feel the best about myself

34: What I find attractive in women

35: What I find attractive in men

36: Where I would like to live

37: One of my insecurities

38: My childhood career choice

39: My favorite ice cream flavor

40: Who I wish I could be

41: Where I want to be right now

42: The last thing I ate

43: Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately

44: A random fact about anything

my entire home page is death note yaoi...

i think i've won. this is victory, folks.

as much as i love the freaky shit, this is just as good.

phone is pretty much completely broken buuuut my laptop cam still works :3

honestly, if you're not at least a little bit awkward then you're a lot less fun to talk to </3

i don't get how some people just have no shame, it's crazy to me. if you struggle to talk about some stuff then it makes it feel like you're... idk, a real person? and not just text on a screen?

i wish i had a stalker tbh

like a real one who would follow me home and watch my every move.

the kind that writes diary entries in their own blood, leaves their hair and clothes in my presence to let me know that i'm not alone.

and when they prove their love to me, they're going to make sure i reciprocate by any means necessary. that i'll be theirs, only theirs, from that point forward.

but alas, maybe i'm the one who has to be that stalker.

if nobody else got me i know cheezbot has my back. such a real one. only account that doesn't mind how freaky i get.