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i would literally be so easy to kidnap

just tell me you're going to give me sour patch watermelons and the world will never see me again

and it'd take me like a solid 30 minutes of being in the van until i realize that there never were any sour patch watermelons

inviting my favorite mutuals to a playhouse (sex dungeon) where we have so much fun together!! (freaky sex where we roleplay as a big, happy family)

if i follow you, think of that as me liking all of your posts.

i don't wanna get TOO freaky and then get exploded again for some reason.

ESPECIALLY reblogging... but i might make a few exceptions for both here and there :)

your blog makes me soaking wet ngl

thanks, it shouldn't!

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Tobacco? No, smoking tobacco scares me. I wish I could smoke weed but I unfortunately rarely have access to it.

And stargazing. Like just driving out into the middle of nowhere where light pollution isn't an issue and then just looking up at the stars with a telescope. Better with a picnic blanket.

i wish i had a stalker tbh

like a real one who would follow me home and watch my every move.

the kind that writes diary entries in their own blood, leaves their hair and clothes in my presence to let me know that i'm not alone.

and when they prove their love to me, they're going to make sure i reciprocate by any means necessary. that i'll be theirs, only theirs, from that point forward.

but alas, maybe i'm the one who has to be that stalker.

What is your favorite porn category?

i don't watch porn, really! it's not that i don't want to or don't have access to it, i just don't really find the need to most of the time. i had unrestricted internet access from a very young age (like i had access to a computer and the internet when i wasn't even old enough to walk straight). i probably had a porn addiction at some point in my life, though. maybe i should give it a comeback to make myself more of a pervert or smth.

so i don't know if i really have any particular "favorites." i guess things like milfs?? and i guess "femboys" or whatever but i don't like categorizing a whole group of people as a porn category! i just like feminine men.

hickeys from an older woman ughhhh

being marked and claimed by a mother or older sister, hell, even a family friend. them telling me it's just them 'showing me how much i mean to them...'

update (don't have names for them rn)

my minecraft pets

their names are lard and coconut oil :3

i'm gonna try to get more like parrots and stuff