i would literally be so easy to kidnap
just tell me you're going to give me sour patch watermelons and the world will never see me again
and it'd take me like a solid 30 minutes of being in the van until i realize that there never were any sour patch watermelons
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this is my type when it comes to women
(please don't explode me tumbles <3)
what are your thoughts on younger guys?
depends! i'm far more open to younger guys and guys my age than i am older. older men just tend to be gross or try to hard (and they tend to be selfish!)
but it depends on stuff like who they are, really. but i'm totally open to younger guys, i feel like that's something i haven't quite explored here yet.
i'd love to be an older brother :)
my minecraft pets
their names are lard and coconut oil :3
i'm gonna try to get more like parrots and stuff
i think i focus too much on older women tbh but they've been on my mind a lot recently
don't get me wrong, gr00mers are the scum of the earth but also IT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME!!!!!!
addendum addendum:
long story short, i guess i'm just so obsessive over little things. i suppose i need to live by the motto "it's easier to beg for forgiveness than permission," but it's much harder than it sounds. the thought of someone not forgiving me (even if i barely know them) is unbearable.
ugh and i'm SO worried about either talking too much or too little. it freaks me out when i type a lot and someone responds with a few words or vice versa.
anyways weird depressive rant over, back to the freaky and the weird... probably. might come back later if i don't get over this.
sometimes i wonder if i'm too nice for my own good
as much as i love the IDEA of doing it, i'm really awful at degrading people because i want everyone to feel good :D
it mostly comes from a place of anxiety, i guess. like a voice in the back of my head that tells me that everything i'm doing is wrong.
oh what a dilemma i have found myself in... i'd appreciate any tips if people have them, mostly about swallowing that anxiety (even though i don't think anyone would really read this)
this but they're all just completely impossible to interpret and understand, let alone put into words.
i wanna start just posting my unfiltered thoughts on here but most of them r like i need to have freaky nasty sex and then get brutally murdered and that’s about it
13 :3
Dirty talk
Specifically really graphic, visceral dirty talk (explaining what you want/want to do to or with me in great detail)
Or just descriptions in general. I've been realizing that I actually enjoy erotic literature (when it's not... y'know, cringe) and I think slow, gradual descriptions of scenes is really one of my favorite things
Beyond that, tears, mental illness, glasses (not even sexual I just think they're cute), and like uhhh I guess even though I hate showing it, I do really like being doted on. Like a mother or something who just wants the best for me. (I never really got that much attention if you couldn't tell)
bitches call me goro akechi the way i'm autistic and evil