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Draw the squad but as weird ass Hetalia screenshots

Magie Magie! Magical strike!

💖💖 Reblog if you think capitalism is a prison! 💖💖

Yes pls these bad bois are my escape from everything happening when I need a break let's keep the babeys away from the serious shit happening

Guys pls dont be tone deaf and link Alfred F Jones to current events. This is serious stuff going on and we shouldnt be using tags abt blm/protests/police brutality to shove Hetalia in ppl's faces.

my brother sent me this and I think he just gets me sometimes

(by ditzyflama on twitter)

5 minutes of racist, homophobic, transphobic anti-feminist Ann Coulter getting dragged on Comedy Central’s Roast of Rob Lowe

It’s like watching a car repeatedly drive straight into a wall. It’s unexplainable, it looks like it hurts a lot, but ultimately it ends up being darkly, ironically funny.

Rb if America is your favourite face family member!!

Canada / France / England

Justice League Dark: Apokolips War (2020)

Shaken and Baken maybe?

What’s the past tense of ‘shake-and-bake?’

Shake-and-baked?

Shook-and-baked?

Shook-and-book?

He has a mouth, doesn't he?

Would you ever fuck Amerimochi

I think the real question is HOW would you fuck Amerimochi

What if they are just skin,,, little balls of flesh,,,

mochi!America: (about mochi!England) Why is he so shiny looking?

mochi!Canada: He has a good skincare routine.

mochi!America: We don't even have skin!

jaboukie's blue checkmark got taken away plus he's suspended. his tweets were cultural resets

Tommy neglected to inform me about the body

Holy shit oh god oh fuck I stubbed my toe and it hurt really bad but then sorta stopped so I went into the living room and I only now look at my toe because it still hurts and it has a fucking pouch full of blood??? Help what do I do should I pop it? Leave it alone? Stick a straw in it and let a vampire suck the fluid out like a fruit gusher?

The more you look at this picture, the more anxious it becomes.

I'd like to see you try and make me drink water I enjoy being as dehydrated as a 5 month old craisin

If you see this, you have to drink a glass of water.

Don’t you dare come back without drinking a glass of water.

Reblog it with a comment “DONE!” only if you drank a glass of water

So outside of our house we have a couple of trees, and occasionally doves will make their nests in them. About 10 years ago, some mother dove had nested in one of the trees, and when we went outside to go to school and work, we noticed that the nest had fallen of the tree, and the two baby chicks were just,,, laying on the ground. So my dad took a small basket, nailed it to the tree, and put the nest back in. He then scooped the chicks up ever so gently and placed them in their new, secure, nest.

Both of the babies lived, and every year a mother dove will come to roost in the secure nest my dad built. We like to think the new dove is the baby of the old dove, coming to live in the family nest.

So this year, as usual, a mother dove comes to incubate her eggs in the nest. However, this year has been particularly rough and the tree has not grown leaves yet and there is minimal shelter for the bird. It's also been very rainy and cold.

So every morning my dad, this strong, tough, jaded man, goes put to check on the dove and talks to her. Things like,

"Ya made it through the night huh? I know there's not a lot of cover for ya," "It was extra rainy, but yer still doin a good job hun," "I bet yer babies'll be big and strong,"

And it is the sweetest thing to see my dad talk to these birds every morning

Note to vacationing non-Americans: while it’s true that America doesn’t always have the best food culture, the food in our restaurants is really not representative of what most of us eat at home.  The portions at Cheesecake Factory or IHOP are meant to be indulgent, not just “what Americans are used to.”

If you eat at a regular American household, during a regular meal where they’re not going out of their way to impress guests, you probably will not be served twelve pounds of chocolate-covered cream cheese.  Please bear this in mind before writing yet another “omg I can’t believe American food” post.

That's a lot of memes!

And I can never hide from the Hetalia trash that I still am 😳

But ngl I'm only in the fandom for rusame and 2p!England hehe

guys have you read this manga

(sorry for bad quality)

if not what are you even doing

its called "My Son is Probably Gay" (alternative titles include Uchi no Musuko wa Tabun Gei, うちの息子はたぶんゲイ)

it's abt the relationship between a mom and her son who tries his hardest of not being the adorable obvious fool he is having crushes on boys

consider:

absolutely adorable style (especially the mom omg just look at her)

very new manga, started in Sep 2019 I think? a lot of room for updates in the future!

a mother being so absolutely loving of his son she appreciates everything he tells her and instead of growing up in society's mold of what a "man" is, she wants him to express himself and embrace everything he holds dear to his heart

ohngmy god she is who i aspire to b e

here are two snippets of the series!!

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please support the artist (Okura)!!

but sir those are my emotional support stupid country people

Akhakasjaf I'm just imagining Austria doing the "Help I've Fallen And I Can't Get Up" like the boomer he is

Hey does anyone have a good headcanon why Austria spent some time in a wheelchair? I think it’s because he fell down the stairs or somethin’.

Its rodeo break

Babey

Boomer: What’s trending with the kids nowadays?

Gen Z: Pain

Cutie

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Continua a leggere

Ivan's the interpreter between Alfred and the babushkas and that's why he can get away with crushing on Al openly cause Al will never know. The conversations are all like "You two are such a nice couple. When's the wedding?" "She said you're very friendly and you should visit more." "Oh, thanks! Tell her I think she's sweet." "He says the wedding will be soon. In Alaska." By the time Alfred tries to talk to the ladies himself they're supposedly married with 50 children, a cat and a fucking whale

THAT’S SO CUTE?? also god i can just imagine ivan and the babushkas talking behind al’s back like,

the babushkas when meeting alfred for the first time: [in russian] ivan! you never told me your boyfriend was so handsome!

ivan replying in russian: isn’t he? he’s got the prettiest blue eyes, his smile is dazzling, and when he laughs it makes my heart melt.

al, oblivious: haha what are we talking about?

ivan, immediately: i told them you drool in your sleep

Ukraine: How are you ever going to marry someone nice like America?

Russia: Which one is it? Marry someone nice or someone like America?

America: If you were my husband, I would put poison in your coffee.

Russia: If you were my husband, I’d drink it.