That's A Lot Of Memes!

liberals: what about the children in Iran! us: uhh you mean the children that Iran leaders have raped, and killed for not obeying men, being gay or not wanting to marry at 10 hmmm okay yeah it's clearly just about "killing children"

Nobody goes to war looking to kill children. Very few people want to kill children. However, they are always a casualty. Regardless of whether you want to kill children or not, when you fight in civilian zones and target culturally important sites, there will be civilian casualties. The only way to avoid this is to not fight the war. War is devastating to everyone except those in power. And I do not support children being raped, killed for homosexuality, or being married off at 10. It is absolutely abhorrent when this happens, and a disgrace upon the world. However, this happens everywhere, not just Iran. It doesnt happen in Iran nearly as much as the pro war media would like you to believe. In fact, most Iranians are normal people, with normal lives, like you and me. Their government is conservative and corrupt, the same could be said of ours. This does not justify the start of a war that will take a toll on innocent people.

"It's all gonna be okay" -Taurus

Ivan's the interpreter between Alfred and the babushkas and that's why he can get away with crushing on Al openly cause Al will never know. The conversations are all like "You two are such a nice couple. When's the wedding?" "She said you're very friendly and you should visit more." "Oh, thanks! Tell her I think she's sweet." "He says the wedding will be soon. In Alaska." By the time Alfred tries to talk to the ladies himself they're supposedly married with 50 children, a cat and a fucking whale

THAT’S SO CUTE?? also god i can just imagine ivan and the babushkas talking behind al’s back like,

the babushkas when meeting alfred for the first time: [in russian] ivan! you never told me your boyfriend was so handsome!

ivan replying in russian: isn’t he? he’s got the prettiest blue eyes, his smile is dazzling, and when he laughs it makes my heart melt.

al, oblivious: haha what are we talking about?

ivan, immediately: i told them you drool in your sleep

Holy shit oh god oh fuck I stubbed my toe and it hurt really bad but then sorta stopped so I went into the living room and I only now look at my toe because it still hurts and it has a fucking pouch full of blood??? Help what do I do should I pop it? Leave it alone? Stick a straw in it and let a vampire suck the fluid out like a fruit gusher?

A Compilation of What I've Seen Far Rights Call The LGBTQ+ Comunity

The Alphabet People

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LGBTQWERTY^3-611G**

Unstoppable Sexual Degenerates

Socialist Homos

Rainbow Freaks

uh reblog to be part of a pineapple pizza lovers club. im getting us jackets

I dont know what I've done

The more you look at this picture, the more anxious it becomes.

Mm yes the good ship

I had to do it

After Sex

Ivan: Was...was that your first time?

Alfred: No of course not.

Ivan: You shouted "yay this is fun" like eight times.

Alfred: [opening a jolly rancher] and I noticed you said it exactly zero times.