I Feel Like America's Cooking Skills Are Either Fabulous Or Absolutely Horrendous, No In Between. Like

So you know how the davie episode is sad af, and at the end it immediately cuts to italy’s spastic dancing? This edit is what I think of whenever I watch it. I’m funny I swear

Gremlins Don't Make Pancakes

Ivan's the interpreter between Alfred and the babushkas and that's why he can get away with crushing on Al openly cause Al will never know. The conversations are all like "You two are such a nice couple. When's the wedding?" "She said you're very friendly and you should visit more." "Oh, thanks! Tell her I think she's sweet." "He says the wedding will be soon. In Alaska." By the time Alfred tries to talk to the ladies himself they're supposedly married with 50 children, a cat and a fucking whale

THAT’S SO CUTE?? also god i can just imagine ivan and the babushkas talking behind al’s back like,

the babushkas when meeting alfred for the first time: [in russian] ivan! you never told me your boyfriend was so handsome!

ivan replying in russian: isn’t he? he’s got the prettiest blue eyes, his smile is dazzling, and when he laughs it makes my heart melt.

al, oblivious: haha what are we talking about?

ivan, immediately: i told them you drool in your sleep

For a while now I've been trying to figure out my sexuality and all that jazz, so I've been looking at labels and definitions and seeing all these terms I don't fully understand. I was looking up asexual/aromanic tendencies as all my crushes had been a want to know them more, nothing else. Then I met someone of the same gender and I felt a deeper want for romance with that person, so I looked up terms like bisexual, pansexual, etc. It was all super confusing and I felt like I needed a label to tell people how I feel, needed a label to understand myself better. But now I feel like I'm done chasing labels and just want to be me, and let myself figure it all out.

Sorry this was long, just need a place to let my feels out, ya'know?

I want to know

Who the F U C C made this

And why do I like it

“I guess they never miss huh?” - Finland

God works hard, but I work harder

Reblogging bc you know ya girl carries all her fat in the stomach area

hey if you’ve got a soft tummy that sticks out, welcome to the club bitch, you cool as hell and perfectly fine. enjoy yourself.

My bad bro, guess I've just seen too many posts where the blame is put on the average, individual person rather than mega corporations and the incredibly wealthy. It really should be obvious, but unfortunately, too many people spread stuff that insinuates this is the fault of the lower classes, and you as an individual should have been able to stop it :/ (your original post is very accurate tho, sorry if my reply came off as harsh or attacking your post, definitely didn't mean it that way)

fuck it, i'm going to say it: MOST OF THE SHIT THAT HAPPENED IN 2020 IS BECAUSE OF HUMANS THEMSELVES, NOT BECAUSE PLANET EARTH HAS BEEN HAVING BAD LUCK THESE PAST 8 MONTHS OR SOME OTHER SHITTY NONSENSE. IT IS BECAUSE OF HUMANS.

thank you for coming to my ted talk.

Political activist on the streets, depressed bitch in the sheets

Okay so I was gonna write a fanfic but my ideas were all over the place so I didnt even know where to begin and I texted my girlfriend and this woman just??? Organized my ideas perfectly??? And made it work??? And so now I have a plan and an idea of where this fanfic is going and actually i can write it now @howaboutyoudont you are actually a godsend and I'm sorry for what I will do to Japan's emotions in the spin off fanfic I'm planning