I Cant Not Have This On My Dash

Note to vacationing non-Americans: while it’s true that America doesn’t always have the best food culture, the food in our restaurants is really not representative of what most of us eat at home.  The portions at Cheesecake Factory or IHOP are meant to be indulgent, not just “what Americans are used to.”

If you eat at a regular American household, during a regular meal where they’re not going out of their way to impress guests, you probably will not be served twelve pounds of chocolate-covered cream cheese.  Please bear this in mind before writing yet another “omg I can’t believe American food” post.

I want to know

Who the F U C C made this

And why do I like it

“I guess they never miss huh?” - Finland

I'm heccin proud of this

Master. Train. Respect. Your muscles!

OhKAY so I'm learning Spanish rn and have a pretty good understanding of the language, though I'm really not fluent at all, I can pick up what people are saying and can talk a little in Spanish. Anyways now I'm trying to learn Italian too, and am just making broad assumptions about the conjugation charts based on how similar it is to spanish and can someone please tell me what the abbreviations noi. and voi. mean bc I've been assuming they're like the nosotros and vosotros of Italian

Cedar, Sandalwood and Eucalyptus. What a lie. We all know I smell like dirt and French fry oil

new meme, this birthday candle website tells you what three scents a fanfic writer would use to describe how you smell

i smell like bergamot, cinnamon, and mahogany

"Isn't it so pretty?" -Libra

Reblogging bc oh my God I think I found my new OTP

psa

I know I’ve built a follower base around drawing ship art for a specific fandom, but it’s time I finally pivoted and announce my new fanzine shipping the bois from chinese/russia propoganda posters

@howaboutyoudont I'm chaotic evil, what about you?

type alignment chart: pencil case edition.

i’m true neutral.

I'm gonna say most of this shit was caused by a handful of humans in particular, and made worse by that same group. You cannot blame the lower classes for the fucked up things people in power and corporations are doing

fuck it, i'm going to say it: MOST OF THE SHIT THAT HAPPENED IN 2020 IS BECAUSE OF HUMANS THEMSELVES, NOT BECAUSE PLANET EARTH HAS BEEN HAVING BAD LUCK THESE PAST 8 MONTHS OR SOME OTHER SHITTY NONSENSE. IT IS BECAUSE OF HUMANS.

thank you for coming to my ted talk.