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Rusame Completed Fanfictions List

Dear rusame pals, are you desperate to find a new fanfiction? Worry not, I made a list of my favorite fanfictions so you don’t have to look.

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I feel like America's cooking skills are either fabulous or absolutely horrendous, no in between. like one night he'll make a high effort, very good, classic dinner or something and another night he'll mix gogurt and glue together and call it a day

That’s exactly it. Like when he has guests over, he’ll make a beautiful dinner to brag about How Great He’s Doing and “Wow ur lives are so sad this meal isn’t even the best thing I can make ahaha ;)))” Like he has the most refined fucking palette in the world but then when he’s alone he goes and looks through his crusty old basement cellar at 3AM to find that piece of macaroni art of England he made a hundred years ago and pray it isn’t carrying the plague

This is the greatest progression of events I have ever read, where’s my historical gay romance novel about this

"Isn't it so pretty?" -Libra

it's still funny you're tagging all of this with world war 3 acting as if this was a brand new war when Trump has actually been trying to end war he ended it with Korea and Iraq, and he's now trying to with Iran. the middle east wars date way before now, including our interaction around president Carter's time. we were actually asked to deploy there by Saudi's Arabia by the way and many Iran people are glad we killed that monster general.

I'm tagging it with wwiii because this is how other see it and it will enable other to see my post, and we all know I'm an attention whore who would do anything for those sweet sweet tumblr notes 😳

Grocery shopping in college

@happys-hall-of-horrible-things Would you rather become real long or play ping pong?

If I may expand: All cowgirls are lesbian

fun fact: all cowboys are gay

Anyone have revenge ideas that will absolutely fucking destroy a person's life? Make them an empty husk of who they once were?

Asking for a friend

Updated Master List

I’ve been abandoning, editing, or pulling down materials I’m not happy with lately. Along with general inactivity on Tumblr, I realized my post history is inaccurate. Thus, I present all completed material I have written and still actively have up. Note this is Hetalia content unless otherwise stated.

Fake It Until You Make It: Ivan fakes a relationship with Alfred to get out of his miserable marriage. Clean-ish human AU with rusame and rochu. 13 chapters.

Heart Of Hearing: An entire universe of FACE interaction that begins around Matthew as a deaf child. This is a massive domestic story, being released weekly until it’s conclusion. Nedcan, rusame, denpru, and much more. 55 chapters and counting.

Landing Off Course: Alfred’s plane crashes into the sea, but he miraculously survives. Clean human AU rusame created for MerMay. 6 chapters

Fuck And Burn The House Down: Title says it all. Dirty rusame. 1 chapter.

A Bunny’s Tail: Alfred and Ivan do pet play. Dirty rusame. 1 chapter. For Family: Sad historical Canada in WW2. Clean with no ships. 1 chapter.

A Fairy Big Problem: Fairy prince Alfred is sent to Earth as disciplinary punishment. Cleanish rusame and nedcan. 14 chapters.

The Spy That Stole My Heart: Spy Alfred is forced to work with reformed super villain Ivan on a dangerous mission in France. Very violent spy AU rusame. 11 chapters.

Hopping Mad Over You: Lars loses his beloved pet rabbit in the apartment, magic ensues. Clean human AU nedcan. 1 chapter.

Birds Of A Feather: Matthew, god of birds, has chosen a new mate. Clean gods AU nedcan, prucan, and rusame. 1 chapter.

Friendship Is Magic: Matthew is the unhappiest village member of friendship village. Violent dirty My Little Pony/Hetalia mix with nedcan and rusame. 1 chapter.

Crazy Love: Matthew’s alien crazed father is set up with eccentric recluse Ivan. Cleanish human AU nedcan, rusame and amefra. 7 chapters.

His Song: Matthew sings Lars a song. Clean canon nedcan. 1 chapter.

Learning Her Way: Matthew escorts his transgender girlfriend to school. Clean human AU nedcan. 1 chapter.

Matthew, The Worst Demon Ever: Matthew is very bad at tormenting Lars. Lars doesn’t seem to mind. Very violent demon AU nedcan and fruk. 8 chapters.

Love Is For The Birds: Matthew is a Canadian goose in a zoo. Clean zoo AU with nedcan. 1 chapter.

Two Terrible People In Love: France and England are assholes watching TV. Clean canon AU fruk. 1 chapter.

Eyes For You: Canada slips Netherlands a note during a meeting. Clean canon nedcan. 2 chapters.

Hot Canadian Pizza: Lars delivers a saucy pizza. Dirty-ish human AU nedcan. 1 chapter.

Till We Part: Ivan’s wife dies, and Alfred comforts him. Clean human AU rusromano and rusame. 1 chapter.

Giving Chase: Wolf has feelings, and he is not great at expressing them. Dirty-ish Nu Pogodi! fic (soviet cartoon give it a chance). 7 chapters.

Cut Above The Rest: Alfred commits suicide. Violent canon implied rusame. 2 chapters.

I Choose You: Alfred and Ivan are roommates in the complicated world of pokemon. Violent Pokemon/human Hetalia AU with nedcan and rusame. 26 chapters.

Paternity Testing: Sweden gets a surprising paternity test result. Clean canon with no ships. 1 chapter.

Curses And Gifts: Follow Natalia as she moves beyond suicidal mental blocks. Clean-ish human AU with hunbela lesbians. 2 chapters.

Love, Magic, And Insurance Fraud: Toris’s life falls apart after he buys a fridge off a shady polish website. Cleanish modern fantasy AU with poliet, prucan, and rusame. 15 chapters.

Shut Down: Alfred hides at Ivan’s house while his government is in turmoil. Dirty canon rusame. 1 chapters.

Curiosity Killed The Cat: Detectives Ivan and Alfred team up to solve a grisly crime. Dirty human AU rusame, aushun, and more. 17 chapters.

Happy Birthday: Russia goes insane in his apartment. Violent canon with implied rusame. 1 chapter.

From The Web: Alfred gets a spider obsessed new roommate. Apocalypse AU with rusame and geripan. 20 chapters.

Learning From My Mistakes: Grow with Toris as he stumbles through the hard lessons of school, friendship, and what love actually is. Dirty human AU with poliet, lietbel, and rusame. 15 chapters.

Fortunes, Folly, And Vodka: Ivan, a Russian gypsy con artist, can suddenly see ghosts. Dirty modern fantasy AU with spamano, gerita, and ruscan. 11 chapters.

The Founding Of Kievan Rus: Ivan is a young nation that is willing to get his hands dirty. Historical canon with no ships. 1 chapter.

Life Debt: Alfred rescues Ivan from himself after the USSR dissolves. Violent canon rusame. 11 chapters

Far From Home: Lost cosmonaut Ivan is rescued by alien alfred in deep space. Dirty space AU with rusame and packed with aliens. 19 chapters.

Bottled Emotions: Alfred loses his temper on the job. Violent canon AU with implied rusame. 1 chapter.

Hetalia Monsters Universe Series: This is three connected stories about Alfred loving Ivan, who has been a secret sea monster for centuries. It is domestic canon rusame, but also has heaps of tentacle sex. Part one is 9 chapters, part two is 7 chapters, and part three is 2 chapters.

His Amazing Grace: Alfred sustains massive brain damage, and Ivan helps him heal. Cleanish canon rusame. 15 chapters.

A Life Of Glitter: Alfred and Ivan raise Matthew in the glory days of the 1980′s. Clean fluffy human AU. 5 chapters.

Madness And Profits: A poem about mad scientist Alfred seducing business man Ivan. Cleanish human AU rusame. 1 chapter.

Lost And Found: Monster hunter Alfred attempts to rehabilitate insane wizard Ivan. Dirty fantasy AU rusame. 11 chapters.

Life Is Not A Sitcom: Alfred is seduced by Belarus, but it backfires hilariously. Cleanish canon rus/ame/bel poly. 10 chapters.

Ambitions Beyond The Stars: Alfred asks Ivan to kill someone for him, and their relationship grows from it. Violent canon rusame with sappy ending. 47 chapters.

The Oops: Ivan accidentally becomes pregnant. Dirty canon rusame. 6 chapters.

Branding The Future: Ivan and Alfred take over the world. Clean canon rusame. 2 chapters.

Weapons Of Mass Distraction: Italy has secret weapon technology that Ivan and Alfred want. Clean canon with implied rusame. 1 chapter.

Feeling Feline: Ivan is a sexy cat. Cleanish canon with humour. 1 chapter.

Fate Follows: Russia discovers a deadly secret about America. Cleanish canon rusame. 10 chapters.

Dark Destiny: Necromancer king Ivan takes prince Alfred hostage. Clean fantasy AU rusame and fruk. 3 chapters.

Beauty To Die For: 1920′s Assassin Ivan desires mafia wife Amelia. Clean 1920′s crime AU. 1 chapter.

I drew some Spamano, tell me if I should draw more hetalia! :>