Anyone Have Revenge Ideas That Will Absolutely Fucking Destroy A Person's Life? Make Them An Empty Husk

Resolution Progress

France: This year, I promise to be less of a slut.

Russia: That’s the same thing you said last year.

France: No, but I have progress! Last year, I can fit seven fireworks in my ass, but now, I can only fit four!

England, shaking: How the bloody fuck did you measure that?

waluigi is the ace/aro mascot we all need

OhKAY so I'm learning Spanish rn and have a pretty good understanding of the language, though I'm really not fluent at all, I can pick up what people are saying and can talk a little in Spanish. Anyways now I'm trying to learn Italian too, and am just making broad assumptions about the conjugation charts based on how similar it is to spanish and can someone please tell me what the abbreviations noi. and voi. mean bc I've been assuming they're like the nosotros and vosotros of Italian

Omg this is like 800 metaphors rolled into one megaphor

I may be dumb, but I know egg when I see egg. if you keep acting this un-American trump gon deport you

Jesus fucking christ I was on some emo shit

This life is a monotonous cycle of suffering. I arise each morning exhausted to spend the day with unpleasant company doing unpleasant work. I return home only to suffer through more numbing work, and it matters not whether I have the time to enjoy myself, for I am too tired to do much more. It repeats day after day, week after week, with only a small pause, a brief reprieve, to give me a taste of what I cannot have. A taunting, teasing, reprieve. Not long enough to offer me the salvation I long for, only just enough to keep me going. Keeping me trapped in the cycle, keeping me conscious through the punishment.

If I may expand: All cowgirls are lesbian

fun fact: all cowboys are gay

...maybe

me irl

The infinitive for this is Danny Devitar and I died laughing at that