Jeff Bezos Is The CEO Of Amazon, Hes Hella Rich. Al Capone Was A Notorious Gangster Who Killed A Lot

Ukraine: How are you ever going to marry someone nice like America?

Russia: Which one is it? Marry someone nice or someone like America?

America: If you were my husband, I would put poison in your coffee.

Russia: If you were my husband, I’d drink it.

It's too late and I have school tomorrow and I'm writing Harry Potter x Voldemort fanfic and I'm going to hell anyways so

Holy fuckles

My bad bro, guess I've just seen too many posts where the blame is put on the average, individual person rather than mega corporations and the incredibly wealthy. It really should be obvious, but unfortunately, too many people spread stuff that insinuates this is the fault of the lower classes, and you as an individual should have been able to stop it :/ (your original post is very accurate tho, sorry if my reply came off as harsh or attacking your post, definitely didn't mean it that way)

fuck it, i'm going to say it: MOST OF THE SHIT THAT HAPPENED IN 2020 IS BECAUSE OF HUMANS THEMSELVES, NOT BECAUSE PLANET EARTH HAS BEEN HAVING BAD LUCK THESE PAST 8 MONTHS OR SOME OTHER SHITTY NONSENSE. IT IS BECAUSE OF HUMANS.

thank you for coming to my ted talk.

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Magie Magie! Magical strike!

💖💖 Reblog if you think capitalism is a prison! 💖💖

Have a FACE family halloween fic for spoopy season!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/21248981

So outside of our house we have a couple of trees, and occasionally doves will make their nests in them. About 10 years ago, some mother dove had nested in one of the trees, and when we went outside to go to school and work, we noticed that the nest had fallen of the tree, and the two baby chicks were just,,, laying on the ground. So my dad took a small basket, nailed it to the tree, and put the nest back in. He then scooped the chicks up ever so gently and placed them in their new, secure, nest.

Both of the babies lived, and every year a mother dove will come to roost in the secure nest my dad built. We like to think the new dove is the baby of the old dove, coming to live in the family nest.

So this year, as usual, a mother dove comes to incubate her eggs in the nest. However, this year has been particularly rough and the tree has not grown leaves yet and there is minimal shelter for the bird. It's also been very rainy and cold.

So every morning my dad, this strong, tough, jaded man, goes put to check on the dove and talks to her. Things like,

"Ya made it through the night huh? I know there's not a lot of cover for ya," "It was extra rainy, but yer still doin a good job hun," "I bet yer babies'll be big and strong,"

And it is the sweetest thing to see my dad talk to these birds every morning

Reblogging bc oh my God I think I found my new OTP

psa

I know I’ve built a follower base around drawing ship art for a specific fandom, but it’s time I finally pivoted and announce my new fanzine shipping the bois from chinese/russia propoganda posters