Cunfuzzled - Alfred Is A Chaotic Mess

Headcannon:

Aph America knows just about every major language, but rarely speaks them because he thinks American English is far superior

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@howaboutyoudont oh no it's happening oh God oh n-

bro you better shut the fuck up before i look at you one day and feel warm and realize i’ve fallen in love with you bro. im serious quit it dude

I admire the energy this post radiates. I dont like it, but I admire it

so I made some really sloppy-looking Lovino and Antonio cookies today

but wait, what’s this-I forgot something!

fixed it~

girlfriend: *breathes*

me: amazing. lovely. serene. a goddess among mere mortals

Okay, so apparently there are only 200 employees that work on tumblr and with around 452 mil blogs that’s like one employee per 2.2 mil users 

man, if this place is a jungle that’s probably because that’s a lot of freaking kids for one babysitter woah

So I got signed up for trumps text and email notifications, and didn't unsubscribe, so I could mess with his surveys and data, and also, some of the messages were kinda funny. And I got this message today.

I dont think I have to tell you that this is absolutely delusional. But if you want to know, here's a few reasons why:

1. He thinks there is peace in the middle east

2. Even if there were total peace there, he thinks he caused it, even as he has done things that have caused the opposite of peace.

3. He thinks he deserves a fuckng Nobel peace prize right now. As 155,000 Americans have died directly because of him, and he pushes for actions that would increase this death toll.

And the "all Patriots who agree" is a blatant manipulation tactic. If this isn't put in the history books as examples of american propaganda, I don't know what will.