Cunfuzzled - Alfred Is A Chaotic Mess

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All I want is a cute girl to hold my hand at the grocery store tbh

My pen sketches: Amazing. Beautiful. The Mona Lisa 2.0. Transcendent. Absolute perfection.

Every other medium of art: Garbage. Trash. Why did I ever think this was a good idea. I should be arrested for creating something so hideous.

it's still funny you're tagging all of this with world war 3 acting as if this was a brand new war when Trump has actually been trying to end war he ended it with Korea and Iraq, and he's now trying to with Iran. the middle east wars date way before now, including our interaction around president Carter's time. we were actually asked to deploy there by Saudi's Arabia by the way and many Iran people are glad we killed that monster general.

I'm tagging it with wwiii because this is how other see it and it will enable other to see my post, and we all know I'm an attention whore who would do anything for those sweet sweet tumblr notes 😳

"I swear to God if you try to cremate our pets in the oven one more time it'll be the last thing you do"

Guys I need help from the deep depths of tumblr

What are some weird motives for murder?

I need this for writing purposes I promise

I swear to God I am so fucking done with school all my teachers are like

FiNaL eXaMs ArE cOmInG uP iN a WeEk AnD sTuDeNtS nEeD tImE tO sTuDy???

wHy DoNt We AsSiGn MuLtIpLe LaRgE pRoJeCtS????

Anyone who writes fanfiction or draws fanart is absolutely fucking superb like idc if you think your own art or writing is shitty, when I read/view it I am whisked into a different world and it brings me peace and serenity for a few moments so keep on writing and drawing yall ily!!!!

The infinitive for this is Danny Devitar and I died laughing at that

So I got signed up for trumps text and email notifications, and didn't unsubscribe, so I could mess with his surveys and data, and also, some of the messages were kinda funny. And I got this message today.

I dont think I have to tell you that this is absolutely delusional. But if you want to know, here's a few reasons why:

1. He thinks there is peace in the middle east

2. Even if there were total peace there, he thinks he caused it, even as he has done things that have caused the opposite of peace.

3. He thinks he deserves a fuckng Nobel peace prize right now. As 155,000 Americans have died directly because of him, and he pushes for actions that would increase this death toll.

And the "all Patriots who agree" is a blatant manipulation tactic. If this isn't put in the history books as examples of american propaganda, I don't know what will.

Reblog this and put your zodiac sign, whether you prefer the ocean or the woods, coffee or tea, sunrise or sunset, dragons or monsters, and pink or blue.