My Mom: If You Ever Get A Boyfriend, And Need Birth Control, Or Get Pregnant Or Anything, Let Me Know.

My mom: If you ever get a boyfriend, and need birth control, or get pregnant or anything, let me know. It'll take me a while to accept it, but I love you and will support you through anything

Me: *maniacal gay laughter* I have deceived you all

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5 years ago

I'm from America, and my favorite character is America :p

Hey Hetalia fans reblog with what country you live in and which Hetalia character is your favorite

I’ll start: I live in the US and England is my fave

5 years ago

Quick doodle of Russia in a Hawaiian shirt bc I crave this

Quick Doodle Of Russia In A Hawaiian Shirt Bc I Crave This

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5 years ago

This is the content we all need

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6 years ago

For a while now I've been trying to figure out my sexuality and all that jazz, so I've been looking at labels and definitions and seeing all these terms I don't fully understand. I was looking up asexual/aromanic tendencies as all my crushes had been a want to know them more, nothing else. Then I met someone of the same gender and I felt a deeper want for romance with that person, so I looked up terms like bisexual, pansexual, etc. It was all super confusing and I felt like I needed a label to tell people how I feel, needed a label to understand myself better. But now I feel like I'm done chasing labels and just want to be me, and let myself figure it all out.

Sorry this was long, just need a place to let my feels out, ya'know?

6 years ago

This is my new fursona

Sonic (2019)

Sonic (2019)

5 years ago

Reblog this and put your zodiac sign, whether you prefer the ocean or the woods, coffee or tea, sunrise or sunset, dragons or monsters, and pink or blue.


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5 years ago

Ukraine: How are you ever going to marry someone nice like America?

Russia: Which one is it? Marry someone nice or someone like America?

America: If you were my husband, I would put poison in your coffee.

Russia: If you were my husband, I’d drink it.

5 years ago

jaboukie's blue checkmark got taken away plus he's suspended. his tweets were cultural resets

Jaboukie's Blue Checkmark Got Taken Away Plus He's Suspended. His Tweets Were Cultural Resets
Jaboukie's Blue Checkmark Got Taken Away Plus He's Suspended. His Tweets Were Cultural Resets
Jaboukie's Blue Checkmark Got Taken Away Plus He's Suspended. His Tweets Were Cultural Resets
Jaboukie's Blue Checkmark Got Taken Away Plus He's Suspended. His Tweets Were Cultural Resets
Jaboukie's Blue Checkmark Got Taken Away Plus He's Suspended. His Tweets Were Cultural Resets
5 years ago

I feel like America's cooking skills are either fabulous or absolutely horrendous, no in between. like one night he'll make a high effort, very good, classic dinner or something and another night he'll mix gogurt and glue together and call it a day

That’s exactly it. Like when he has guests over, he’ll make a beautiful dinner to brag about How Great He’s Doing and “Wow ur lives are so sad this meal isn’t even the best thing I can make ahaha ;)))” Like he has the most refined fucking palette in the world but then when he’s alone he goes and looks through his crusty old basement cellar at 3AM to find that piece of macaroni art of England he made a hundred years ago and pray it isn’t carrying the plague

5 years ago

okay weirdest conversation i ever had this guy said that gay animals are okay but gay humans aren’t because we’re smarter and should know better

rb if you’re gay because you’re too stupid to know better

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cunfuzzled - Alfred is a chaotic mess
Alfred is a chaotic mess

Hi I'm way too deep into the hetalia fandom someone please help me

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