Orange's Name Is Really Furli. He's Lying To You Lol. Also, Chubby Man With Body Hair... Cutie Patootie!

Orange's Name Is Really Furli. He's Lying To You Lol. Also, Chubby Man With Body Hair... Cutie Patootie!

Orange's name is really Furli. He's lying to you lol. Also, chubby man with body hair... Cutie patootie!

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2 months ago

i hope that one day i will finally be ok….i’ll make a cherry pie when it is all over

3 weeks ago
Nothing Says ''found Family'' More Than This Image.

Nothing says ''found family'' more than this image.

4 months ago

This is based on a vn I saw forever ago and can't find but it lives in my brain constantly, help. Also, First actual post, I'm so cool 😎

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You wake up in your bed, like normal and flutter your eyes open. Surprisingly there is a man in your bed.

"Gahhh?????"

"Ah? What's wrong, cuddle bug?"

"Who the fuck are you!"

"What do you mean? I'm Orange, your lovely little stuffed panda bear!"

You stare at the man. He does look like the stuffed panda you named after your favorite food as a kid. But... That was impossible. Orange was an inanimate object and that was a real man... Well, he looked like a mix between a man and a panda. He had darker patches of skin around his eyes and little ears on top of head.

"Are those real...?"

Before you could let the panda man speak, you reached up and started to tug on his ears. They didn't budge, but they were quite soft...

"Tehe, that tickles cuddle bug! Of course my ears are real! I told you, I'm your prized stuffie to life!"

"... But how...? And how did I know you're not lying...?"

Orange seemed to think for a moment.

"Hmm... Well, cuddle bug, I know that you are named [Name] and that you named me Orange! Because as a kid you loved oranges and you still do. Plus, I know that you give each and every one of your other stuffed animals a kiss goodnight, and you give me two! I know that you would never tell anyone else that because you're embarrassed, so does that prove it?"

You were quiet. That was in fact something no one, not even your bestest friend, knew.

"Well than, how are you human? Er, humanish..."

"Well, I made a wish on a star, like they do in those movies you watch! I wanted to be able to talk to you to be your bestest friend because I just love you so much!"


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1 month ago

I just know that the dudes who make those "girls get 500 compliments a day vs. guy gets one compliment once and cherishes it for the rest of his life" memes put zero effort into their appearance. Like what exactly do you expect people to say? Wow nice plain ill-fitting hoodie, goes great with your basic-ass blue jeans and nondescript haircut. Got some real cool Grey Man vibes going on, you could seamlessly blend into any crowd ever without being seen at all.

Like nobody has any obligation to look any certain way, but you can't expect to be praised for doing something you're not even trying to do. I dress like I got tarred and feathered in a Tim Burton film costume department discard scrap pile, and someone saying they like my style is a biweekly occurrence.

6 months ago

Darling, Darling... Dead? - GAME KEYS GIVEAWAY 🤩

Darling, Darling... Dead? - GAME KEYS GIVEAWAY 🤩

To celebrate the (soon-to-be) release of the full game of "Darling, Darling... Dead?", we're giving away 5 keys (Itch.io or Steam)! To participate in the giveaway, like or reblog the post, and on Friday, November 29, 2024, we'll pick 5 random blogs from the list. Good luck! If you are the winner, please have your Ask box or DMs open and respond to us within 48 hours. If you don't, we'll have to pick a new winner. Play the demo on Itch.io [here]!

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2 months ago

Yandere Eldritch being who has taken over your entire town.

TW. Dead Dove Do Not Eat Horror, confinement, isolation, death, Stockholm syndrome, yandere

Yandere Eldritch Being Who Has Taken Over Your Entire Town.

You didn’t know when it had happened, but there was something very obviously wrong with your town.

It was the little things like the warped street signs, the inconsistent cracks in the sidewalk, and the way that the uncanny faces of people seemed to stare at you. It didn’t use to be like this, but you found yourself cautious about your new reality on the daily. You did try to leave and call for help, but there was some mysterious force cutting off your network. And when you did try to pack all your bags and high tail it out of there, you would end up just looping straight back on your street no matter what direction you drove in.

So now you made do with the fact that nothing was normal.

You sometimes wonder why whatever has infected all the people decided to leave you alone. Because there was no way it wasn’t a conscious decision. Your favorite flowers would start sprouting out of concrete walls and glass despite the fact it would be the middle of winter one day and a scorching summer the next. Not to mention, those flowers didn’t even grow here to begin with. It was a gesture. If it was meant to tempt or be kind, you weren’t sure. 

The town functioned like nothing was out of the ordinary, though. Well, at least it tried to puppet the barely real bodies of your community to do things they would daily. The grocery store always had food and figures milling about, and even though none of the products ever tasted quite right or had words in a real language, you could tell “it” was trying to keep things running for you.

You’d once tried to hide away in your house, thinking that it was somehow protecting you from whatever was out there. But all you did was make it angry. Constant thunderstorms that shook the ground, and hail that pounded on your roof and walls. When you continued to stay inside, that’s when it made things clear: it was letting you stay as you were. The house shifted dramatically, doors disappearing and walls bending in front of your eyes. 

Come outside. Stop trying to resist.

Privacy was just another one of those far-out concepts now.

The thing, as you so liked to call it, had been more affectionate lately. You didn’t know exactly how to describe it, but it had started morphing all the “people” into more attractive versions of themselves. Or at least, what it thought of as attractive to humans. Their faces were more tangible now and less blink-and-you’ll-miss-it, but they were uncanny in a new way. Skin too smooth, too perfect in so many different ways. Symmetrical, full lips, pleasant expressions, soothing voices: all things that on paper would lure someone in, but it had alarm bells ringing in your head nearly all the time now.

“I don’t like this, you know,” You said one day as you sat in the diner. The room was stretched out wider than what it looked like on the outside, and the waitress had an unnaturally wide smile. Before you was a plate of… something. Your guess was pancakes.

“What do you mean?” Several voices asked at once. It came from all around, and the waitress’s mouth barely moved to match the words. 

“ I like you better when you aren’t trying so hard to be something you weren’t.”

There was a pause, and the building slowly unraveled into a jumbled mess of things that you could barely comprehend, the other patrons' faces and bodies melting away into linoleum floors. 

“You’re not human. You don’t have to be. I think I’d prefer that honestly,” You shrugged and poked at your food. From the corner of your eyes, a figure seemed to emerge from the mess of what used to be your favorite restaurant. It was a writhing mass of dark tendrils, reaching for anything nearby. You’re breath caught in your throat.

“Do you really mean that?”

The voice spoke, but there wasn’t any face to accompany it. It reverberated in the base of your spine, racing through your nerves like lightning. Your breath hitched, and you finally gathered enough courage to look at it. It was a mess of things you couldn’t quite make out, but it was almost comforting. 

“This is the first time I’ve actually seen you,” you admitted, a small laugh of disbelief caught in your throat. You couldn’t help but smile. It was the first time it had actually listened to you. 

The being twitched, pulsing as it slid over towards where you were sitting at the booth. It was the only thing that had stayed intact. For something so expressionless, you’d dare to say it seemed shy. 

From the inky mass, one tendril reached out for you, the air around it crackling. You stayed in place as it slid over your hand, and you felt the wonder and relief.

“Will you stay with me? I don’t want to force you, but I’m so alone… you’re the only one who doesn’t disappear when I’m near.”

You blinked as the mass filled the cracks between your hands, folding into the lines of your palms as if trying to memorize you. If it had a hand, you’d be holding it. If it had lips, yours would be slotting against them. If it had a heart, you were certain they’d be painted a similar shade of loneliness. 

You stood up and slowly approached it, holding out your arms as you leaned in, wrapped your arms around its slowly forming figure, and nodded in silence. 


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5 months ago

Overthinking 🪦

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3 weeks ago
ID: Black and white sketchy comic featuring a non descript blob person protagonist. They are irritated and at their computer desk, they're thinking "God, people are arguing under my posts again." The computer has a tumblr comment section opened up.
The comic zooms into the tumblr comment argument. Someone with the username "Soft Boi Bacon Potato 6" comments "You can't be pansexual and have he/him pronouns it's literally impossible. Look it up on the dictionary."
Another commenter called "Dastardly Dog Hog" replies with "What? Since when?"
Soft Boi Bacon Potato 6 replies back with "You literally have a tiktok art style lel i'm not explaining anything to you."
The protagonist looks uninterested as they click on Soft Boi Bacon Potato 6's profile, thinking to themselves "Eh, they're probably like 13 or something"
Upon opening Soft Boi's tumblr profile our protagonist is greeted with the most diabolical looking Angel Dust as their header saying "Erm. What de frick?" 
Soft Boi's profile picture is a generic anime boy 
The tumblr's header reads "UWU step on me senpai~"
below that reads @softboibaconpotato
The tumblr's bio reads "38 years old, Ravenclaw XD, centrist"
The protagonist looks on in dismay, looking visibly shaken and defeated. The words "38 years old" repeat behind them. The words "thirty eight fucking years old" appear below them. Comic ends.

some days you cannot help but pity some people

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