I Just Know That The Dudes Who Make Those "girls Get 500 Compliments A Day Vs. Guy Gets One Compliment

I just know that the dudes who make those "girls get 500 compliments a day vs. guy gets one compliment once and cherishes it for the rest of his life" memes put zero effort into their appearance. Like what exactly do you expect people to say? Wow nice plain ill-fitting hoodie, goes great with your basic-ass blue jeans and nondescript haircut. Got some real cool Grey Man vibes going on, you could seamlessly blend into any crowd ever without being seen at all.

Like nobody has any obligation to look any certain way, but you can't expect to be praised for doing something you're not even trying to do. I dress like I got tarred and feathered in a Tim Burton film costume department discard scrap pile, and someone saying they like my style is a biweekly occurrence.

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Mutual Obsession

Lol, you're a yandere and the darling you love is also yandere!

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Gods... You can't stop giggling. You FINALLY have him all to yourself... Elliot Banjo, the prettiest boy in your office job. Well, at least to you. No one else seemed to notice or care for him. You knew no one would steal your lover. No. You kidnapped him and have restrained Elliot in your basement to PROTECT him.

The other colleagues, and even your bosses, at your job were cruel. You had to keep your darling safe from everyone who hurt him. They'd ignore Elliot or would push all their work on him. It was so unfair. Your poor darling never got a break... But, it's okay now! He can finally have his well deserved rest!

"Mm... huh?"

"Oh darling! You're awake... I know you must be terrified, but I promise... I will... You... You don't seem scared?"

Elliot was shaking, but he was smiling so widely. His eyes were dilated as he looked up at you from his comfy bed you had made just for him. As you spoke, he paused. He frowned and started to shake more, almost intentionally. He even seemed to force his voice to tremble.

"Do... Do you want me to be scared, honey bun?"

Your heart nearly stopped at how cute he was. Gods, how could anyone ever hate him...? You walked closer, pushing some hair out of his face and patting his head.

"Of course not, darling! You should never be afraid of me. You're here to be safe and to relax... The other people at work are so, so, so mean! They make you do everything, and are so lazy and yet so demanding... Don't you worry anymore though. I'm gonna feed you and take care of you! All you have to do is at least tolerate me and never love another!"

"Tolerate? Honey bun, I LOVE YOU! You are the only one at the office to not demand anything from me, and you would even stay late whenever I would to make sure I went home at some point... Plus, I know you were the one to restock my groceries whenever I'd forget. Now this... Oh, honey bun, the bed is lovely. Your basement is so cozy... Thank you..."

You looked at him, shocked. He... He noticed? Oh good gods, he noticed you! He loved you! You climbed on top of the bed, careful to not put more weight on his restrained limbs. You threw your arms around him, kissing his adorable little cheeks.

"Oh! My adorable darling! I would have taken you sooner if I knew you wouldn't have been so scared. I'm so glad you love me darling!"

Mutual Obsession

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You ever hear that old chestnut about how most people neglect the part of the story of Icarus where he also had to avoid flying too low, lest the spray of the sea soak his feathers and cause him to fall and drown? You ever think about how different the world would be if Icarus died that way instead? If the idiom was to Fly To Close To The Sea? A warning against playing it far too safe, about not stretching your wings and soaring properly? You ever think about how Icarus died because he was happy?

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Platonic Yanderes, Age Regression Darling

Happy lesbian couple kitsunes adopt you <3

Ps. Kodomo should mean child in Japanese and okāsan is mother

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The forest was normal a peaceful place where you could just take a walk and talk to yourself. A release of words no one else would hear. Or so you thought.

Until you were suddenly being cuddled my two kitsunes. Tried as you might, you couldn't get out of their grasp or the soft and silky blanket they wrapped you in.

"Gah! Let me go!"

"Why would we do that, kodomo?"

"Such a fussy little baby, aren't they honey...? Maybe they need a snack or perhaps a nap."

"What? No, I'm a grown adult, let me go!"

"Nonsense, kodomo. You aren't even at least 100 years old yet. Plus, we can hear how stressed and upset you are every time you enter our forest. Just let us care for you now."

"Shush little kodomo. you are safe here with me and your okāsan. Here, have some apple slices."

Despite your protests, the kitsune placed the apples in your mouth and forced you to swallow. Eventually, you just gave into eating them for your own sake.

"There we are... Much less fussy now, huh? Time for a nap."

"No..."

"Shush... Chiyo, would you please?"

Chiyo started to hum you a lullaby, her voice soft and sweet. Nearly hypnotizing honestly... Much to your dismay, you were asleep with in minutes. The kitsunes kept you bundled in the blankets as they cuddle around you.

Platonic Yanderes, Age Regression Darling

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2 months ago

New blog specifically for writing my own posts so I can reblog more on this account without worrying I won't be able to find my own posts @crystal-cryptic-writes

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