Lance Alonso Confirmed

in another universe, george is the baddest bitch the pta has ever seen. he had the school board sweating by the end of welcome week. the parent's group chat waits with bated breath as he types. everyday at 8:30 am, right on the dot, gorgeous george is at drop off with his smoothie, sunnies and "did you check the email i sent?". with a final kiss to his child's forehead he is off to morning pilates.

"alex is just the funniest guy" all the other parents are half in love with tall, handsome veterinarian doctor alex albon. he is always a little late to afternoon pick up but a nervous shit eating grin is all it takes for the teacher to melt and fondly roll her eyes. it's really hard to stay mad at a man wearing paw print scrubs covered in dog hair giddily swinging his kid in the air.

oh yeah, they're happily married btw. somehow.

i want to see grill the grid teams. i want dodegball. i want scavenger hunts. i would pay good fucking money to watch them try to get out of an escape room. i would pay more money to watch lando change a lightbulb. i would pay even more if he has to do it blindfolded with only george's instructions.

sorry for not answering messages for three thousand years i have. Stew. in place of a brain. you know how it is

my aesthetic

so beautiful to me

ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS

bro. theyre so loud they they they *explodes in a cloud of glitter

merc said sewis rights!!

Why fic no climb out of my head and lie down in paper? Why must I write fic? ☹

don't mind me, making a new tumblr so I can obsess over the vroom vrooms and the zoom zooms and write about sexy times without playful jabs from my friends 👋😂