Bro. Theyre So Loud They They They *explodes In A Cloud Of Glitter

Let me just get in there nice and early that Oscar has been testing. Oscar has been a little snake.

25 questions for smut writers

i've been thinking for a while that i've never seen an ask meme that was specifically focused on writing smut — so creating one in honor of @silmsmutweek! share some smutty thots and recs 🥰😈

feel free to edit, remove questions you'd prefer not to answer, etc. this list is intended for tolkien writers but also feel free to modify for another fandom ✨

Share your philosophy of smut. Why do you write it, and what does it mean to you?

What was the first smut fic you ever read?

What is the smut fic you read most recently? 

What was the first smut fic you ever published?

What is your most recently published smut fic?

How do you think your smut writing has evolved?

If you write non-smutty fic as well, how does it interrelate with your smut fic? 

What is your favorite comment you have received on a smut piece?

How did you learn to write smut? Were there specific fics or authors that inspired you? Or novels/movies/other texts?

Do you have music/playlists that have inspired your writing? Share some smutty song recs. 

Do you have some favorite smutty or erotic fan art? And/or non-fan art? 

Who are your favorite characters/pairings to write smut for?

What’s the most surprising smut pairing you’ve written? 

What are your favorite smut tropes?

Do you have favorite words, phrases, or imagery to use in smut?

What do you think is the sexiest part of actual Tolkien canon? Inclusive of the books, onscreen depictions, etc. 

Who are your favorite canon couples to write smut for? 

What’s the weirdest thing you have researched for the sake of a smut fic? Can be within the scope of Tolkien canon or on a topic completely outside it. 

Share a favorite passage from one of your smut fics. 

Share a summary of, or excerpt from, an unpublished smut fic.

Share a smutty headcanon about [character(s)]. 

Share a DVD commentary on [one of your smut fic/smutty scene from a longer work]. 

Share a smut rec for [character]. 

Share a smut rec for [ship]. 

Share a smut rec for [trope].

The girls (gn) are very much going through it 🙏

i want to see grill the grid teams. i want dodegball. i want scavenger hunts. i would pay good fucking money to watch them try to get out of an escape room. i would pay more money to watch lando change a lightbulb. i would pay even more if he has to do it blindfolded with only george's instructions.

i would have folded so fast if I was Logan

Smiley baby!!

RB7+SEB details

bruce springsteen's babysitters club

in another universe, george is the baddest bitch the pta has ever seen. he had the school board sweating by the end of welcome week. the parent's group chat waits with bated breath as he types. everyday at 8:30 am, right on the dot, gorgeous george is at drop off with his smoothie, sunnies and "did you check the email i sent?". with a final kiss to his child's forehead he is off to morning pilates.

"alex is just the funniest guy" all the other parents are half in love with tall, handsome veterinarian doctor alex albon. he is always a little late to afternoon pick up but a nervous shit eating grin is all it takes for the teacher to melt and fondly roll her eyes. it's really hard to stay mad at a man wearing paw print scrubs covered in dog hair giddily swinging his kid in the air.

oh yeah, they're happily married btw. somehow.

merc said sewis rights!!