So Beautiful To Me

i want to see grill the grid teams. i want dodegball. i want scavenger hunts. i would pay good fucking money to watch them try to get out of an escape room. i would pay more money to watch lando change a lightbulb. i would pay even more if he has to do it blindfolded with only george's instructions.

i would have folded so fast if I was Logan

don't mind me, making a new tumblr so I can obsess over the vroom vrooms and the zoom zooms and write about sexy times without playful jabs from my friends 👋😂

"Phone Call"

If I had a nickel for every time I wrote about a quirky interaction happening in a fic between the main couple and a funny new yorker in New York City, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it is weird it happened twice, right.

Lance Alonso confirmed

… this isn’t what happened?

for @sebastianvettelx

in another universe, george is the baddest bitch the pta has ever seen. he had the school board sweating by the end of welcome week. the parent's group chat waits with bated breath as he types. everyday at 8:30 am, right on the dot, gorgeous george is at drop off with his smoothie, sunnies and "did you check the email i sent?". with a final kiss to his child's forehead he is off to morning pilates.

"alex is just the funniest guy" all the other parents are half in love with tall, handsome veterinarian doctor alex albon. he is always a little late to afternoon pick up but a nervous shit eating grin is all it takes for the teacher to melt and fondly roll her eyes. it's really hard to stay mad at a man wearing paw print scrubs covered in dog hair giddily swinging his kid in the air.

oh yeah, they're happily married btw. somehow.

crawling out from the void of writing for my career to toss this silly thing out into the aether. I had a free few moments while waiting for my laundry to be done and I let my brain rot take over.

bodyguard!Nando anyone?

do I find myself funny? yes and that's all that matters.

one day I might have enough time to dedicate actual brain power to this strollonso!bodyguard au that is rotting the darkest corners of my brain.

“what is aston martin cooking?” fernando.