Mugger: [pulls out a knife]
Mugger: Give me your money!
Mr. Compress: Well this night took a SHARP turn.
[Later]
Doctor: It’s a record amount of stabs.
♡ Looking to join a fun LGBTQA+Freindly D&D (or other) group!
♡Name: Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III.
Oooorrrrr you can call me Sam ♡ pronouns: he/they
♡Age: 21
♡ About me: I was spawned and have lived my whole life in Kangaroo land (Aussie) I'm currently working full time as a nurse, my interests include: D&D, videogames, anime, movies/TV, [insert various degrees of nerd shit] if you hadn't noticed already I like to think myself to be a humorous individual, If I don't tell at least one joke a day I will probably die, but that doesn't mean I can't be serious! I love getting into a role from the most lawful of paladins to the edgeist of rogues. intresting facts about me...I can whistle almost any song, I will cry, a lot when a character dies (but feel free to kill them, its just me being an emotional idiot), I was once awarded by my school "most avid reader" which didn't exist before I was awarded it and I spent the award ceremony reading a book and almost missed my name (it was six of crows, im not putting that masterpiece of book down), I let my partner practice her make-up skills on me so I may come to a session looking like priscilla Queen of the desert. I once tried writing my own book when I was in highschool but after reading the first few chapters I picked it up, found a match and burnt it to cinders.
♡Preferred Game/Role: D&d but willing to learn any and all systems
♡ Availability: Wednesday and Thursdays
♡ Timezone: AEST - Queensland
Preferred Class: Any, seriously they're all fun!
♡ Preferred Gameplay: Role-playing for the win! Just ask my Partner AKA the cop pulling me over AAKA the pizza guy with a special delivery AAAKA teacher I'm asking for extra credit from
♡ Experience: a long time ago, in a galaxy pretty close by, I found something by the name of critical roll... so yeah much like most people I stumbled on a few podcasts and YouTube clips, I watched them for about a year before dipping my toes in myself, I have at this point played for 1 year and DMed several one-shots and short campaigns.
♡ What I like about TTRPG's: Simply put I love stories! I've adored them since I was young and borrowed every book I could in the library, played videogames for hours on end (one time I played a game so long the disc overheated and snapped), movies, tv, anime, cartoons, anything that can be absorbed and enjoyed I've tried to take part in it, and I find TTRPG's are the best place to make my own story. Roleplaying in character is sooooo much fun, talking to npcs and players get me swept away in the story, plus TTRPG's are a great place to make friends and socialise.
And now, the guilt trip
I’m sorry
Twice: You’re always so calm, no matter what happens. How do you do it?
Dabi: It’s easy. You just gotta make yourself dead inside. Then it doesn’t matter what happens… good… bad… nothing gets through, so nothing bothers you. Easy.
He had enough
Everyday I am more and more thankful that I don't live in America. The more time that goes on the more the country seems to shift into third world status. This is disgraceful, nay it's abhorrent.
How in the hell can society go backwards like this? How can people agree to take away rights, to decrease the amount of freedom people have?
Chrono: I’m going to the store, do you want anything?
Setsuno: I want to die.
Chrono: I already told you there’s perfectly fine bleach in the laundry room, I’m not going to buy you the expensive kind.
Setsuno: Damn it.
Apex fans after season 5
All hail Kreia the Roast Queen.
bomb