Everyday I Am More And More Thankful That I Don't Live In America. The More Time That Goes On The More

“I want to beat them. Even though I’m not cool, or strong, or just, or beautiful, or cute, or pretty, I want to beat the cool, strong, just, beautiful, cute, and pretty people. Even though I wasn’t blessed with talent, even though I’m stupid and have a bad personality, have bad grades, am misguided and am a good for nothing, I want to beat the talented, smart, likeable, overachieving people. I want to beat those with friends when I can’t have friends. I want to beat the people who work hard when I can’t work hard. I want to beat the the victorious people when I can’t win. I want to beat the happy people when I’m miserable. Even if I’m hated, even if I’m despised, even if I’m useless, I want to prove that I’m better than the main characters!”

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Don’t worry. There are plenty of others like you.

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Makoto: How are you going to explain yourself?

Akira: I'm gonna say verbally because judging by your tone you are NOT in the mood for the dance routine that I've prepared.

Ryuji: *shuffles off in disappointment*

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Spinner: Money can’t buy happiness.

Re-Destro: Sure it can! That’s just a lie we tell poor people to keep them from rioting.

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Nonononononoononpwewase noooo

Is this because if all the smut fics we wrote?!?!?!?

Whhyyyyyyy!?!?

♡ Looking to join a fun LGBTQA+Freindly D&D (or other) group!

♡Name: Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III.

Oooorrrrr you can call me Sam ♡ pronouns: he/they

♡Age: 21

♡ About me: I was spawned and have lived my whole life in Kangaroo land (Aussie) I'm currently working full time as a nurse, my interests include: D&D, videogames, anime, movies/TV, [insert various degrees of nerd shit] if you hadn't noticed already I like to think myself to be a humorous individual, If I don't tell at least one joke a day I will probably die, but that doesn't mean I can't be serious! I love getting into a role from the most lawful of paladins to the edgeist of rogues. intresting facts about me...I can whistle almost any song, I will cry, a lot when a character dies (but feel free to kill them, its just me being an emotional idiot), I was once awarded by my school "most avid reader" which didn't exist before I was awarded it and I spent the award ceremony reading a book and almost missed my name (it was six of crows, im not putting that masterpiece of book down), I let my partner practice her make-up skills on me so I may come to a session looking like priscilla Queen of the desert. I once tried writing my own book when I was in highschool but after reading the first few chapters I picked it up, found a match and burnt it to cinders.

♡Preferred Game/Role: D&d but willing to learn any and all systems

♡ Availability: Wednesday and Thursdays

♡ Timezone: AEST - Queensland

Preferred Class: Any, seriously they're all fun!

♡ Preferred Gameplay: Role-playing for the win! Just ask my Partner AKA the cop pulling me over AAKA the pizza guy with a special delivery AAAKA teacher I'm asking for extra credit from

♡ Experience: a long time ago, in a galaxy pretty close by, I found something by the name of critical roll... so yeah much like most people I stumbled on a few podcasts and YouTube clips, I watched them for about a year before dipping my toes in myself, I have at this point played for 1 year and DMed several one-shots and short campaigns.

♡ What I like about TTRPG's: Simply put I love stories! I've adored them since I was young and borrowed every book I could in the library, played videogames for hours on end (one time I played a game so long the disc overheated and snapped), movies, tv, anime, cartoons, anything that can be absorbed and enjoyed I've tried to take part in it, and I find TTRPG's are the best place to make my own story. Roleplaying in character is sooooo much fun, talking to npcs and players get me swept away in the story, plus TTRPG's are a great place to make friends and socialise.

And now, the guilt trip