I Used To Write Theories And Shit. I Remember Drawing A Graph To Explain My Time Travel Theories About

Am I the only one that was not terrified enough by the midnight thing? It being behind you is so much less scary then it being IN you, a perfect mimic, even better than you at being you. Terrifying. I had the midnight thing in my nightmares. This is just very scary, not so terrifying it makes your skin crawl.

It's interesting how the same Jews that were systematically murdered by Europeans for their ethnicity, magically became European colonizers when they rebuilt their own country in their historic homeland so they won't get murdered.

According to the antisemites cosplaying as human rights activists.

You know, the ones who are currently silent about the Druze, Christians and Alawites being murdered, raped and taken into slavery by islamists in Syria.

Unlike them, Israeli people are not silent and the Israeli government is helping them - the wounded Syrian Druze are being treated in Israeli hospitals right now, the IDF is actively backing up the minorities in Syria & preventing the terrorists from massacaring them, Israelis are raising money to send to families that were harmed.

Meanwhile, the "peace activists" are like "haha there is a fire in Israel lol hope they all die"

There are people who risk their life to save lives and there are people who don't have a life because they are too busy wishing death upon others. Supporting terrorists is the perfect activity for the latter.

Here's the story of how I learned I was aro.

Me: hmm I think I'm aromantic... but also this friend of mine is kinda cute.

Me: do you wanna date? I might be aro though if it bothers you

Boyfriend: yes. Let's date

Me: hmm I feel kinda bad with dating

Boyfriend: kiss?

Me: ...ummm sure?

*kiss*

Me: shit that was terrible

Me: let's break up

And now I think I might need to try dating a girl just to be sure (while she knows!!! Very important to tell people you might break their heart and let them choose when they know that.) but like... nah. I think I'm sure

I bet octopuses think bones are horrific. I bet all their cosmic horror stories involve rigid-limbs and hinged joints.

פגשתי אותם כשהייתי בכיתה ו'. כן יש עובדים של חברת החשמל שהעבודה שלהם היא לדבר עם ילדים כשהם בתחפושת ענק של שקע ותקע. קצת מפחיד כי יוצא שהתחפושות הן בגובה של כזה שני מטר.

Sometimes I just cant get over the fact that the mascots for the Israel Electric Company are a gay muppet couple with a baby

I know I've talked about this before, but I love the idea of the doctor and the master regenerating together in mysterious circumstances, and having the audience be kept in the dark about which one's which for an episode or three

You basically have four options:

1. What most of my non binary friends do, change. One sentence uncle, one sentence aunt. דוד/דודה if you prefer Hebrew

2. Use plural. That sounds unnatural, but I guess works. דודים in Hebrew

3. Use the male version. The male version is always the default one, so you can you that. דוד

4. I have heard some people use things that are in-between, like דודֶה (dode) but the can only refer to you as aunt/uncle in a gender neutral way, and of you say "my aunt/uncle is great!" The great part will be gendered

Question for nonbinary jumblr:

I’m nonbinary & need a gender neutral alternative to aunt/uncle for my nieces & nephews to call me. I know English has “auncle” & “pibling” but both sound uncomfortable to my ear. My instinct to construct an at least natural-sounding equivalent would be to go back to the etymological root for aunt & uncle to reconstruct a version that isn’t gendered. The problem is, aunt & uncle don’t share an etymological root, so this isn’t really possible.

On the other hand, דודה & דוד in Hebrew clearly do share etymology & seem like they would relatively easy to make gender neutral (besides the obvious that “gender neutral” isn’t how Hebrew typically works lol). However, I’m aware that there’s a project/movement to Queer Hebrew / introduce non-binary gender to it, and I’m curious if anyone knows what would be a way to make דודה / דוד gender-neutral?

IT’S NOT ‘PEEKED’ MY INTEREST

OR ‘PEAKED’

BUT PIQUED

‘PIQUED MY INTEREST’

THIS HAS BEEN A CAPSLOCK PSA

Some pralines I made.

I always say "I'd love to" when asking something from someone, so I accidentally said to by boyfriend (at the time) "I'd love to break up with you". Worst moment of my life, and probably his as well.

I worked with toddlers and pre schoolers for three years. Sometimes I accidentally slip and tell a friend to say bye to an inanimate object (“say bye bus!”) & occasionally they unthinkingly just do it.