Here's the story of how I learned I was aro.
Me: hmm I think I'm aromantic... but also this friend of mine is kinda cute.
Me: do you wanna date? I might be aro though if it bothers you
Boyfriend: yes. Let's date
Me: hmm I feel kinda bad with dating
Boyfriend: kiss?
Me: ...ummm sure?
*kiss*
Me: shit that was terrible
Me: let's break up
And now I think I might need to try dating a girl just to be sure (while she knows!!! Very important to tell people you might break their heart and let them choose when they know that.) but like... nah. I think I'm sure
Is it weird to go to a concert and ship the two percussionists?
Reminded me of something so storytime:
*Family dinner*
My brother: lol like that time I got hit be a car
Everyone: WHAT
Brother: yeah like two months ago. There's a GIF *shows us GIF of security cameras catching him getting hit by a car*
Us: are you okay??
Brother: yea the girl that hit me didn't ever talk to me afterwards lol
Us: ???????
It was an accident :(((
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Okay but whats another term for this position of power? Prime Minister. And who was a prime minister? Harold Saxon, better known as the master
Mrs Flood called herself the governor. What’s a governor? The head of a governmental body of a particular region. What’s another term for this same position of power? A president. And who do we know who’s been the president of gallifrey? Romana.
כשהייתי בחטיבה נסעתי לקאמפ אמריקאי ונדהמתי לגלות שלא הייתה חובה להיות עם כובע או קרם הגנה, כל יום בצהריים הלכנו לבריכה בשמש, וחצי מהבנות שהיו איתי בחדר נשרפו כל כך שהן לא יכלו לישון וכל העור שלהן התקלף. וזה היה במקום שלא היה בו המון שמש (ירד גשם!!! באוגוסט!!!) פשוט היינו בחוץ כל היום. אז אני חושבת שבסך הכול התוכנית הזאת והחינוך להגנה בשמש בארץ טוב
Are you telling me there are other types of can openers??? What? I only ever saw these:
They last forever or until they rust and you decide you don't want to contaminate your food with metal anymore. I have one that is extremely rusty and is at least 15 years old
"I don't need a shopping list; with effort, I will remember that I need this item"
Okay but will you be able to remember that you already bought it? Because apparently I can't.
this is the saddest fucking thing. wheres that post about when you cant even write a poem about it because its just there already
קאובוי, ערבייה, חיילת ופאנבוי של אפל בתמונה אחת x 🇮🇱