I Don’t Even Care, I Still Can’t Wait (yes I Did Overcome My Parasocial Fear And Buy Tickets)

This video is peak dan and phil. We're six minutes in. Dan is ranting about the smoothness of Phil's ankles. They're beating each other up. Here's a story about another medical situation that has befallen one of them. They're making fun of us for freaking out when they touch. They have not gotten close to starting the actual baking yet.

like. phil's been getting really into grilling. he puts on gaga while they clean. dan's an expert at their fancy little coffee machine. he takes out the bins and phil does the laundry. they have a ridiculous voice-activated trashcan just because they think it's funny and when dan's grandma comes over she can't make it open. they watch birds out the window in their living room and have a coffee table that's maybe a little bit non-functional but you can lean over and reach it and besides they have smaller slidey ones on the couch proper. dan's always playing piano. phil's so proud of the onion he put in the pasta he made dan when he was sick. fifteen years ago dan had just booked tickets to meet him for the first time and now god they share a life and a home and everything together

Respectfully, as a born and raised Texan, I did not realize that dnp and bucees lived in the same world and this greatly disturbs me

As promised… Dan and Phil vs. Bucees

Calling all phannies attending tonight's show!!

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PHANSPIRACY MASTERLIST

PHANSPIRACY MASTERLIST - TIT 2024-2025 Compilation of all conspiracies addressed on the Terrible Influence tour. Tables are organized by cit

Don't forget to update the phanspiracy masterlist if you can! Both answered and unanswered options are getting archived. Organized by city, headings in the sidebar. Thank you so much!!! ^-^

Getting ready for tit tonight and for the first time in my life I feel like I can dress as unhinged gay as I want and everyone will like my outfit instead of staring suspiciously at me

Tag yourself (especially you, Austin phannies)

GUYS I just made my first ever post after lurking on tumblr for more than a decade and people actually liked it!?! I could cry right now thank you so much 🫶🏻✨💖

Did anyone record the TIT blue carpet and afterparty? I couldn't afford to go but really wanted to see it :(

I want the Dan and Phil made me gay shirt so bad but. But I’m not gay. And I feel like it would be appropriating the dnp lesbian army culture