GUYS I Just Made My First Ever Post After Lurking On Tumblr For More Than A Decade And People Actually

I agree that phil is evil but the fact that he forgot his line straight before that as well almost makes me think this was a genuine slip up?

Just occurred to me that the two major gaming channel events have always been spooky week and gamingmas… aka October and December. It was right there in front of us the whole time

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Just woke up at 5 AM in a cold sweat and my only coherent thought was “Dan and Phil.” And sure enough they have posted an emotionally devastating 17-slide Instagram story. Now someone tell me how Mr. and Mr. Amazing programmed my brain to wake up from a dead sleep and sense they had posted

Help I can’t stop

I thought that going to TIT and seeing that Dan and Phil are just Some Guys would make me more normal about them but it has in fact made me substantially less normal about them

we need to be really fucking afraid. like we need to start seriously preparing beyond our wildest dreams because at yesterday’s q&a

directly after phil said “no seriously imagine it” and zoned out, he pointed at the cardboard cutout of gerard way and said, and i QUOTE:

“that would be— we should get a picture that before- because then we could- use it for the Thing on the Thing day”

the Thing on the Thing day????? and now apparently their director posted that they’ll be at the vegas mcr/fob festival Like is this fucking play about us?

like. phil's been getting really into grilling. he puts on gaga while they clean. dan's an expert at their fancy little coffee machine. he takes out the bins and phil does the laundry. they have a ridiculous voice-activated trashcan just because they think it's funny and when dan's grandma comes over she can't make it open. they watch birds out the window in their living room and have a coffee table that's maybe a little bit non-functional but you can lean over and reach it and besides they have smaller slidey ones on the couch proper. dan's always playing piano. phil's so proud of the onion he put in the pasta he made dan when he was sick. fifteen years ago dan had just booked tickets to meet him for the first time and now god they share a life and a home and everything together

GREAT TIME TO BE A TEXAS PHANNIE

oh god the texas show where phil is supposed to wear that bride cowgirl hat is the 25th. and asking for newly wed questions now.... anyone wanma put on clown makeup with me

one must imagine dan pushing phil up that hill happy