Respectfully, As A Born And Raised Texan, I Did Not Realize That Dnp And Bucees Lived In The Same World

I thought that going to TIT and seeing that Dan and Phil are just Some Guys would make me more normal about them but it has in fact made me substantially less normal about them

one must imagine dan pushing phil up that hill happy

GREAT TIME TO BE A TEXAS PHANNIE

oh god the texas show where phil is supposed to wear that bride cowgirl hat is the 25th. and asking for newly wed questions now.... anyone wanma put on clown makeup with me

I agree that phil is evil but the fact that he forgot his line straight before that as well almost makes me think this was a genuine slip up?

they’re at a bar. in a couple’s costume. as the ineffable husbands. after uploading a video where they can’t stop touching and looking at each other with the biggest heart eyes ever wearing 2009 merch. and they reference cat and bear save the world. what the fuck 😭

ohhh but something about dan in these videos lately has been giving danisnotonfire all grown up and free we love to see it

Day 1 of making bracelets for my Austin TIT besties ✨ Give me ideas and I’ll make them! I bought an absurd amount of beads

yall dont care about the secret splinge communication moment like i do :(

Just woke up at 5 AM in a cold sweat and my only coherent thought was “Dan and Phil.” And sure enough they have posted an emotionally devastating 17-slide Instagram story. Now someone tell me how Mr. and Mr. Amazing programmed my brain to wake up from a dead sleep and sense they had posted

Tag yourself (especially you, Austin phannies)