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I love the headcanon that as alfred gets older, he reminisces more and will sometimes just drop the craziest grandpa lore.

Damian: *complaining about a history project at school about the british monarchy*

Alfred: Ah... I do miss those sweet secret meetings with Lizzie.

Bruce, Tim, and Dick, who had been absently listening while working on a case: Lizzie???

Alfred *looking wistfully out the window*: I dont think Philip ever realized i was more than just the best butler in the palace

Bruce: ... Alfred, did you have an affair with the queen of england?

Credit to @ thepandaredd on TikTok!

This is taken from his "Jason escapes the grave" skit

peter sketches

dan mora i beg of you to continue drawing nightwing

(absolute power #3)

The Joker War, Pt 4. Written by James Tynion IV, with artist Jorge Jiménez and colorist Tomeu Morey

i should have known he was a red flag when he said he was batman but couldn't name any robins.

i have a few chapters of my mcu x dc crossover waiting to be edited but i mentally can't do it. never date a man named tony when you're writing about tony stark. makes me recoil.

I love this trend ☺️

I tried to make the ground look like a field so pretend it looks good 🫶

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Batman - All Media Types Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Peter Parker & Bruce Wayne, Clark Kent & Bruce Wayne, Dick Grayson & Peter Parker Characters: Peter Parker, Bruce Wayne, Clark Kent, Diana (Wonder Woman), Oliver Queen, Barry Allen, Arthur Curry (DCU), Hal Jordan (Green Lantern), J’onn J’onzz, Victor Stone, Dick Grayson Additional Tags: Grandparent Bruce Wayne, Good Grandparent Bruce Wayne, Baby Peter Parker, Crying, Precious Peter Parker, Scary Bruce Wayne, Cute Peter Parker Series: Part 11 of Peter Grayson Summary:

The justice League has seen some odd things, but Batman bring a baby to a meeting wasn’t supposed to be one of those odd things.

Mostly flash finds it weird, while everyone is chill with it.

MANNN 💔💔

TRICK OR TREAT?

Trick, I hate the minions. 😂😂😂