I love the headcanon that as alfred gets older, he reminisces more and will sometimes just drop the craziest grandpa lore.
Damian: *complaining about a history project at school about the british monarchy*
Alfred: Ah... I do miss those sweet secret meetings with Lizzie.
Bruce, Tim, and Dick, who had been absently listening while working on a case: Lizzie???
Alfred *looking wistfully out the window*: I dont think Philip ever realized i was more than just the best butler in the palace
Bruce: ... Alfred, did you have an affair with the queen of england?
Kim dokja somehow won the custody battle (he fully expected Yjh to win) and he doesnt know how to proceed.
Clark absolutely plays it up when he meets little kids dressed like Batman in Metropolis, referring to them as his old friend and making them ecstatic. He also has a habit of helping any little Robins he finds do flips.
Batman runs into little Supermans in Gotham and sends Clark photos of them from his lenses captioned with things like, "On the job for six years and already better than you" or answering questions about Supes like "Yes I am his boss."
Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Dick Grayson & Peter Parker Characters: Dick Grayson, Peter Parker, Bruce Wayne, Damian Wayne, Stephanie Brown, Jason Todd, Alfred Pennyworth, Cassandra Cain, Earth-16 Rick Grayson, Tim Drake (DCU), Council of Spiders (DCU), mention - Character Additional Tags: Amnesia, Temporary Amnesia, Amnesiac Dick Grayson, Hospitals, Hospitalization, Medical Inaccuracies, Protective Peter Parker, Kid Peter Parker, Implied/Referenced Sexual Assault, Court of Owls, Dick Grayson is Peter Parker’s Biological Parent, Dick Grayson and Richard Parker (Marvel) are the Same Person, Head Injury Series: Part 14 of Peter Grayson Summary:
“But you don’t remember me…” Peter sniffles out.
“I still love you.” Dick says with a soft smile.
Peter burst into tears and continued to cry in his father’s shoulder.
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Dick gets a head injury that results in him having amnesia.
The Bats are finally getting their questions about their little spider answered.
everybody tell duke how good his moth costume looks or i'll blow this place up
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Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Batman - All Media Types Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Characters: Quentin Beck, Peter Parker Additional Tags: Time Skips, Reincarnation, Past Lives, Magic, Quentin Beck’s Mysterio Illusions, Quentin Beck Being an Asshole, Peter Parker is So Done, Angry Peter Parker, Dick Grayson is Peter Parker’s Biological Parent Series: Part 13 of Peter Grayson Summary:
What’s worse than having your civilian identity outed to the whole world, mess up in trying to fix, and having to be reborn into another world because staying in your old one would tear it apart?
Running into the man that started this whole mess in the middle of the day!
Peter wishes this was all a messed up nightmare.
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The Demon Princess and the Blood Son
(Talias look here is inspired by how the fantastic Juni Ba drew her in the BOYWONDER comics!!)
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i wanna do trick or treating. turn on your asks plslslsslkss
please can we do inbox trick-or-treating this year. can we make that a thing on tumblr. please please please please please