i should have known he was a red flag when he said he was batman but couldn't name any robins.
i have a few chapters of my mcu x dc crossover waiting to be edited but i mentally can't do it. never date a man named tony when you're writing about tony stark. makes me recoil.
To be one of violence.
MANNN ππ
TRICK OR TREAT?
Trick, I hate the minions. πππ
it's been a long night (they're going to get the worst neck spasms)
β¬ damian's starry pajamas in batman ninja!!! + wfa dick's pajamas
ref under the cut
thank you random guy i found on pinterest (yes i based damian's pose on the cat)
bonus: emotional bruce
ATEEEE
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the bill is going to be crazy ππ all i can think about is how long the receipt will be
More Peter in Gotham 'cause I had a thought
After a mission
Red hood: I need a drink, anyone else?
Nightwing: Only if you are paying!
Red Robin: I have reports I still need to finish.
Red Hood: Okay, and you Spider-man?
Spiderman, a minor still: Oh! Uh, I'm not-
Red Hood: Come on, it will be fun! Besides, we rarely see you outside of fights!
Spider-Man: Ye- yeah, sure I guess..
Red Hood: Awesome! Let's go!
Later
Red Hood: He's 30 shots in, wtf!
Nightwing: Give 'im ten more! Has ta start kicking in some time!
Spider-Man who can't get drunk thanks to his fucked up dna: Ah, no thanks! This is already going to cost a lot..
Red Hood: I don't care how much I have to spend as long as I can get you drunk!
Idk. This was a stupid thought π I might delete this later
why did no one tell me that today is batman day
a little comic for jasons birthday. on being robin & batman and being brave & scared
knight yoo joonghyuk
*Dick crashes out while on patrol and beats someone within an inch of their life*
Bruce: Dick might be a little bit fragile after last night, so letβs try to be sensitive.
Jason: Oh, believe me- I am going to be nothing but nice to Dick from now on. If he snaps and goes on a rampage, who do you think heβs coming for first?
Bruce: Heβs not going on a rampage.
Tim: I bet heβd let me live. He likes me.
Damian: Iβm just gonna say it. I never trusted him.