(she/her) Generic loves writing but does an engineering degree gal.
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Greg lestrade šŗ
The Hobbit is a story about massive introvert who was forced to go outside.
iām like if a dead body was alive
I dunno, sometimes it feels much better to have a neutral word to describe a neutral reality rather than being defaulted to "gay" at best and "frigid bitch" at worst
People kept commenting that my yawning Alastor had cursed cat energy. So I shat this out...
What if Cursed Cat Alastor yawned...
I need an outlet for my marauders brainrot, so here I am, crawling back to tumblr
so basically Vox sang a song welcoming Alastor back? Like nobody cared/knew that he had returned Except for Vox who broadcasted the announcement which is like the equivalent of throwing a welcome parade.
just know that if we're discussing something and I say "wait, im confused", 80% of the time YOU'RE the one who's confused and im just being nice about getting you to realise it
in one of my old WIPs:
āThis is about me being aromantic NOT dramatic, in case you forgot your own sexualityā
my younger self was such a sassy bloke lmao
(younger me is me from a few months ago)
Like I literally have second hand embarrassment for Vox after seeing what Alastor ACTUALLY is like in a rivalry.
Like homie wishes he could be that close to Alastor šš
in tragic news, my local grocery store has replaced the book section with an extra greeting card section for valentines day
You naive idiot please ask someone for help
That innate need to solve all your problems by yourself hits a bit too close to homeā¦
Only recently started listening to it (im mid S2)
at first idk if Iād stick with it bc not that big of a horror fan :/
but Iāve really warmed up to the overarching narrative formed by individual stories style and the mystery solving
My fav part is the reveal of apathetic cold-hearted Jon being an absolutely crazy conspiracy theorist
I pretended I didnāt believe the statements bc someone is watching
What an unhinged individual
then him becoming a paranoid stalker trying to solve Gertrudeās murder all the while not realising he was the prime suspect BROOOO
creating a toxic work environment & turning into that boss that everyone would hate irl
Then turning his gaslighting onto Tim as well with the āyou canāt quit and I canāt fire you thereās something wrong with the archiveā (which is valid but the way the convo started with Tim informing him heās not doing his job as head archivist to Jon kinda convincing Tim of his conspiracies is hilarious)
Only recently started listening to it (im mid S2)
at first idk if Iād stick with it bc not that big of a horror fan :/
but Iāve really warmed up to the overarching narrative formed by individual stories style and the mystery solving
My fav part is the reveal of apathetic cold-hearted Jon being an absolutely crazy conspiracy theorist
I pretended I didnāt believe the statements bc someone is watching
What an unhinged individual
then him becoming a paranoid stalker trying to solve Gertrudeās murder all the while not realising he was the prime suspect BROOOO
creating a toxic work environment & turning into that boss that everyone would hate irl
Then turning his gaslighting onto Tim as well with the āyou canāt quit and I canāt fire you thereās something wrong with the archiveā (which is valid but the way the convo started with Tim informing him heās not doing his job as head archivist to Jon kinda convincing Tim of his conspiracies is hilarious)
Humans are born wanderers. Don't tell me you don't wanna veer sharp left off this trail and get lost for 30 days. I fucking know you do, deep down. You love it.