(she/her) Generic loves writing but does an engineering degree gal.
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The duality of man is thinking “children cannot help themselves and we all need to be patient with them as they explore what it means to be human in public” and also “damn, I wish this crying baby was not on the plane rn :/“
please stop forgiving my sins I worked so hard on those
Malevolenttt
soo the tumblr hype finally got to me and I’ve started listening to the Malevolent podcast. what im seeing so far is
Arthur: there’s a strange foreign voice in my head… im definitely not hallucinating
The voice: parallel universes are real and we are the only ones who can stop satan and save the world
Arthur, who just killed his best friend lost his vision and is hearing a dissociated voice: Kk lemme call a cab
….
Arthur: * is understandably overwhelmed by the traumatic things happening to him *
The Voice: ARTHUR we don’t have time for freaking out stop being a wuss *
Arthur: who are you to tell me what to do
Voice: I don’t know stop asking questions
Arthur: understandable moving on
…
supernatural : * exists*
Arthur: fu im an investigator * stumbles into into evil supernatural creature again*
Arthur: fuck fuck fuck
definition of fucks around and finds out
….
Also:
the voice has serous anger issues bro needs therapy
does the voice have a name yet?
Arthur has zero self preservation instincts his life is hanging on plot armour
This podcast is exactly my taste of horror/thriller im loving it
sometimes having flatmates is great
I just heard someone burst into the kitchen announcing, “ chat, is this real?” my other fav out of pocket phrase is “its academic weapon time”
For a while we had an unofficially adopted flat plant, which lasted weeks until someone poured protein powder on it “for nitrogen”
We always exchange hellos when seeing each other in the corridor or kitchen, even though we essentially live together
need some socialisation? Hang out in the kitchen and wait for a victim
The fact that a medical studyguide appeared one day in the common room and none of us do anything remotely medicine related.
The group all-nighters for assignments - where we’re all a bit loopy bc it’s late, we’re making jokes to cope with the work, and bantering as we desperately figure out content we should have learnt months ago.
Flat sharing doesn’t come without its problems, but i am SO going to miss this part of college.
gooodbyee 200 dollars helloo piece of pleastic
How the internship is going
The new place im staying at doesn't have a toaster
I forgot what toast was and have been eating fridge bread
recently re-discovered that i can toast bread on a pan
leaving a three hour lab be like:
what time is it? why is it dark outside? where did the sun go?
I'm starving.
I'm never doing that again (literally has the same lab scheduled the following week).
jon looking for connections between the statements vs elias choosing which spooky little gossip to drop on georgie's doorstep
trying your best does not mean putting an unbearable amount of strain on yourself.
my incompetence would be so amusing and adorably quirky in a sitcom but this is real life and I just disappoint everyone around me including myself
Pseudo inverse matrix 😭 sometimes I wonder if IM the one in clown college
I'm always taken aback when someone asks me if I have a boyfriend because I've convinced myself so much that people perceive me as a sexless entity roaming the mortal world in search of something incomprehensible that I'm surprised the people around me see me as like.... a cishet
Feeling safe in someone's energy is a different type of intimacy. That peace of mind and security is very underrated and I cannot emphasize this enough.
not ignoring you not replying to you but a secret third thing
“Distance doesn’t separate people. Silence does.”
— Jeff Hood
“I need to stop fantasizing about running away to some other life, and start figuring out the one I have.”
— Holly Black
I would love to just know you again.