Hi! Y’all can call me Jules and I’m 18, I’m a little freak and will not be normal about anything ever, I also WILL BITE YOU (lovingly). I use she/her pronouns.
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Happy new years my sweethearts, may your favourite fandoms gain new life and your spirituality whatever it may be, be fulfilled
The call me soup the way I be generously salting the bath water
Yep
Yep I'm gonna need to walk into your house & do something Bad to your pantry
“doctor who is too silly now!”
oh you mean the doctor who that has flattened human skin as a character? the doctor who that has the episode love and monsters? the doctor who that says that the english royal family is werewolves? the doctor who that has james corden in it? the doctor who that in the same episode that james corden is in not only does the doctor speak baby, but the baby wants to be named Stormageddon, Dark Lord of All, AND the doctor can also play soccer very well.
doctor who has always been silly
My complex backstory and odd demeanour stuns and endears the bitches
Saw this going around twitter, looked like fun. What? I'm not procrastinating (I am, I really am)
Make this picrew of yourself
Take this uquiz
Post the results side-by-side. No pressure tags: @alypink, @revnah1406, @madefordvarka, @deadbranch, @welldonekhushi, @kaitaiga, @applbottmjeens, @froglights-and-pearls
free ghosts
on my jeht bullshit again! found the playable design i made for her after playing dirge of bilqis and since i don't think i'll be finishing the wip splash art i made, figured i'd just post my design + notes! kit was written up by my friend @shadowhex99, who took the benben/primal construct theme i was going for and RAN with it better than i ever could
I initiate our conversation with warmth, offering insights into quilting out of my genuine passion for the craft, and I genuinely wish you a wonderful day.
Life advise . if the bus smells like pee do not sit down never pay for anything you could get for free dont work retail if you value being seen as human always give money to homeless people when u can if youre buying a jacket never settle for fake leather just look for real leather and youll find the right thrift shop eventually make sure to have chapstick with you at all times dont use a public restroom until youve checked to make sure theres toilet paper in the stall with you dont eat out if you cant tip shoplifting from corporations is totally fine and vandalism is also ok Dont get caught always trust ur gut unless your tummy hurts in which case do not trust your gut take an antacid take benadryl when you are itchty but never more than 2 at a time dont get high on benadryl because it sucks Do not get high on any cough syrup with acetaminophen in it if you value your liver do not listen to brendon uries solo work sometimes you should eat a little treat just because youcan. Always dress extravagantly and wear platform shoes if you can. Be nice. ok thats it
Paying attention to the last days of summer like picking up pebbles on the beach. Each has its own nature, color, texture and weight.
Also say where you’re from in the tags!
Turns out, the number of specialists I needed to freak out on to get a psychiatrist appointment was exactly one.
glad that im not popular enough to have an evil shadow version of my blog that exists just to make contradictions on my posts
finally got the desktop update that removes the names an icons of people on a post...its so awful. Not only does it make posts p much illegible if there's more than one person on it, but now idk how to tell who posted art, i have no idea how to get to their page from their posts! Im so sick of these websites changing things for the worst constantly...
still one of my favorite bits i ever got to commit was pretending not to know who jesus is when a street preacher was evangelizing to me. he was like "do you know who jesus is?" and i had so much time before my next bus and i wanted to know what would happen so i said no. and you know what. he had clearly never been told no to that question before because if i hadn't actually known who jesus was, his baffled and fumbling attempt sure wouldn't have told me. literally reversed the roles. now you get to stand here feeling very uncomfortable and wishing you could be somewhere else because guess what buddy, this is my bus stop, im early (and can catch like five other buses from this exact stop), and im now thoroughly invested in hearing about this mysterious jesus figure. you're locked in here with me. im eating the key as we speak. i will kill us both before i let you out of here.
very highly recommend this bit if you can pull it off and if you have time to kill
People with low spoons, someone just recommended this cookbook to me, so I thought I'd pass it on.
I always look at cookbooks for people who have no energy/time to do elaborate meal preparations, and roll my eyes. Like, you want me to stay on my feet for long enough to prepare 15 different ingredients from scratch, and use 5 different pots and pans, when I have chronic fatigue and no dishwasher?
These people seem to get it, though. It's very simple in places. It's basically the cookbook for people who think, 'I'm really bored of those same five low-spoons meals I eat, but I can't think of anything else to cook that won't exhaust me'. And it's free!
Trying to teach myself how to sew/make dolls to create my dnd character as a doll
🦀 Happy Crab Day, Tumblr! 🦀
may it be ✨ crabulous ✨
happy Thursday the 20th
Being drunk is so weird man like I understand how people drink and drive now