When He Wants To Play Roblox So I Somehow Log Into My Account From 3rd Grade And The Username Is Fucking

i set a record doing the flexibility test in gym class (i touched the wall behind the box)

screw xlax bruh

theyre these laxative chocolates and when you eat the first one its kinda alright but after the second helping they taste so bad man. i suppose they are better than the kind you put into water though because those make the water taste weird

Bring back those cereal bowls with the straw attached!!!!!;;!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Saw someone say Fionna and Cake is the deltarune of Adventure Time and that is so true

Was watching heathers the musical and my dad walked in. He thought JD's line "we're what killed the dinosaurs" was the funniest thing ever and fixated on it for the rest of the show and martha was attempting suicide and he goes "and then a t-rex walks in and eats the fat girl!"

Are you sure?

I JUST GOT BLACKMAILED AND THEY TRIED TO GET MONEY OUT OF IT BUT I WAS TOO FUCKING BROKE AND THEY JUST SAID NEVERMIND WE'RE COOL

My Romanian friend is teaching me swear words 😈

Did anyone else watch Sanjay and Craig growing up or was I in a delirium

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