theyre these laxative chocolates and when you eat the first one its kinda alright but after the second helping they taste so bad man. i suppose they are better than the kind you put into water though because those make the water taste weird
Me trying to explode my history teacher with my mind
Oh my god literally what the hell I have a mole by my left nipple and how did I NEVER NOTICE it was growing a LONG ASS HAIR 😭
I plucked that bitch and it hurt
Because you and I are destined to hentai game
"We're them, we're they, we're trans." - my dad while watching men in black
Me: *trying to focus on the fic im reading*
My brain: SMELL THE FLOWERS‼️ SEE THE PLANTS‼️‼️‼️ HEAR THE MARCHING OF THE ANTS‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
Stepdad is Arthur ofc
Artistic rendition of me dropping a deuce at school but the door didn't have a lock so I had to hold it with my finger
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