Thinking About Hamsters

My spanish teacher is being such a hoe we've had hella projects but no lessons to explain them and then she's getting pissed when we don't know what to do. Like bitch your job is to teach wtf are they paying you for if you're just sitting on your ass not explaining shit

Heavenly

Update been 26 mins and my guts are bubbling

also

i was uber late to school cuz my bus simply did not come so another bus driver that had finished his route saw me standing at my stop looking like i was about to cry and took me to school so thanks to that guy he was cool

I am struggling so bad to keep a straight face when the pit conductor is conducting cuz I see the baton thing and start imagining she's casting a spell on me

Me to the Olive Garden waiter before they grate the cheese on my pasta

screw xlax bruh

theyre these laxative chocolates and when you eat the first one its kinda alright but after the second helping they taste so bad man. i suppose they are better than the kind you put into water though because those make the water taste weird

Me robbing my geo/trig teacher of exactly $0.01 bc she gave us too much work and I want revenge

"I can direct you to his house from here"

"How about you suck my balls from his house to here"

Bro 😭

Homura doodle

Matpat what the shit bro