Heavenly

I nearly forgot about march eridan

"I can direct you to his house from here"

"How about you suck my balls from his house to here"

Bro 😭

Hey codzugang I was drinking water and saw something in the little drink spout (?) So I took off the cap and found out mould was growing in my water bottle so if I die that is why

I miss those one lemon girl scout cookies the savannah smiles bring those hoes back

When he wants to play roblox so i somehow log into my account from 3rd grade and the username is fucking nightcoregirlanime32

scaring kids into obedience

my elementary school had this thing called book buddies where 3rd - 5th graders would be paired with kindergarten - 2nd graders and helped them do work and when I was 8 i got paired with this a hole 5 year old that pushed me out of my chair. im double jointed in my elbows so i bent that shit all out of wack and made him think he broke my arm and as he started to freak out i whispered in his ear "if you behave i wont tell the teacher" and he was an angel for the rest of the year.

Currently walking home covered in blood and dressed as John Egbert. Happy 4/13

Why does he look so submissive here

Crying I tried to take a shower while baked and forgot to take my damn socks off 😭

Me in the scene shop waiting for my fellow cast members to throw a couch at me