I Want A Vw Beetle So I Can Drive Around And Watch People Beat The Shit Out Of Each Other Due To My Presence

Will never forgive myself for watching banana fish because I thought it was a cute show that'd cheer me up during a depressive episode

Me when in exactly one week I'll be performing for an audience of 1,200

screw xlax bruh

theyre these laxative chocolates and when you eat the first one its kinda alright but after the second helping they taste so bad man. i suppose they are better than the kind you put into water though because those make the water taste weird

My Romanian friend is teaching me swear words 😈

Omori froze and I thought this was very funny for no reason

They really thought they ate when they made child labour laws. Get me in that dirty factory with no regulations NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"I can direct you to his house from here"

"How about you suck my balls from his house to here"

Bro 😭

I love him he is so silly

how to take screenshot

Tears in my eyes cuz my director said direction and I thought he said erection but it was quiet and I couldn't laugh