Oh my god literally what the hell I have a mole by my left nipple and how did I NEVER NOTICE it was growing a LONG ASS HAIR ðŸ˜
I plucked that bitch and it hurt
I wanted a hatchimal so bad as a kid
I wonder if people make small talk during prostate exams. I feel like it would be awkward if nobody said anything
They are singing into each other's microphones dear god how i would have taken in love immediately
"I can direct you to his house from here"
"How about you suck my balls from his house to here"
Bro ðŸ˜
Already off on the wrong foot the stupid bagels burnt me and then just to add insult to injury they both broke in half when I was cheesing them
theyre these laxative chocolates and when you eat the first one its kinda alright but after the second helping they taste so bad man. i suppose they are better than the kind you put into water though because those make the water taste weird
The music school I go to offers everything from violin to electric guitar. Sitting in the lobby while 7 different instruments play is what I think Hell probably sounds like.
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