"FISH. PEANUT. OCEAN. YOU." - My 4 Year Old Brother After I Told Him To Shut Up

It's the witching hour and.. what's this?? My window is open..?? Oh gee.. I really hope a sexy french vampire doesn't appear and bite me or anything... That would be terrible.............

I wonder if people make small talk during prostate exams. I feel like it would be awkward if nobody said anything

“Don’t you EVER compare me to John Egbert from Homestuck AGAIN!!!”

May told me to make

Here's a rough sketch of my friends and I two years ago today cosplaying Aph England, France, and America. Would've drawn something cooler (and better) for new years but I procrastinated.

"We're them, we're they, we're trans." - my dad while watching men in black

When we're learning about programs put in place in the 60s to assist people in poverty and the teacher lists stuff I thought everybody had

i set a record doing the flexibility test in gym class (i touched the wall behind the box)

Was watching heathers the musical and my dad walked in. He thought JD's line "we're what killed the dinosaurs" was the funniest thing ever and fixated on it for the rest of the show and martha was attempting suicide and he goes "and then a t-rex walks in and eats the fat girl!"