I Had A Dream About Biggie Cheese

Kirby pumpkin y'all

I got the chronically online award

Me because I have no filter on this damn blog

I nearly forgot about march eridan

Are you sure?

I want a pet monkey sooooo bad but he would prolly throw his shit at me

"We're them, we're they, we're trans." - my dad while watching men in black

Hey codzugang I was drinking water and saw something in the little drink spout (?) So I took off the cap and found out mould was growing in my water bottle so if I die that is why

I JUST GOT BLACKMAILED AND THEY TRIED TO GET MONEY OUT OF IT BUT I WAS TOO FUCKING BROKE AND THEY JUST SAID NEVERMIND WE'RE COOL

It's John Karkat's 13th birthday folks. How we feelin?