Peter, Counting His Push-ups: 22, 23, 50, 70-

yeah you gotta take 8 swords and stab your problem!!

love pulling the 8 of swords in the "Solution" card position

if 2024 sam wilson met 2014 sam wilson i fear it would be one of the funniest things ever

2024 sam: “so yeah, we help save the world and overcome many challenges as well as become captain america and go on to inspire millions despite the odds. also steve is lowkey dead and nat sacrificed herself”

2014 sam:

2014 sam: and the guy who ripped out the steering wheel on the highway?

2024 sam: congress

mothers day was awhile ago. but he deserves the recognition anyway. +bonus aftermath

im the best little brother ever B]

I need a picture of John walker with that stupid little bow don’t ask why

wouldn't wanna find out any other way :]

It’s not fair!

this is just me with castiel rn. where is my favorite silly guy???? why is he not in every single supernatural episode?????????? where is my destiel sitcom?????????????? what do you mean I have to write the content myself ??????????????????????????????

saying I miss a character is so funny I don't even know what I mean. I could engage with the media anytime. i could even read or even WRITE fanfic. but man. i miss the character

me, as i force a dollar bill into the self-checkout machine: thats right…..good boy……vore president washington

good morning Tumblr!!! I have acquired the sims 4 and cannot figure out how in the jesus FUCK to get the cc I downloaded to work. NONE of it is working and I have NO idea why sobs

currently I have it in my documents section, all of the zipped folders have been extracted but not opened bc I am so lost (I just got the laptop)

so erm anyone that can help I will be eternally greatful sobs