Take Me To Snurch (snail Church)

reblog to teleport your mutuals to a massive party when jkr dies

Reed900 at it again what did they do

I am horrendously offended I fell for this

sorry to post facebook videos on main but the sound of jello going through an industrial shredder is both mesmerizing and horrible

IM DEAD AND BURIED YOU'VE KILLED ME

just like all my favorite characters.

Sometimes a family is a former child assassin, her fake dad, Walmart Captain America, daddy issues final boss, a bipolar nuke, and the guy who killed jfk

Ok ok, this here* made me think of your Candy Crush addicted Cas, but it turns out Sam is ALSO into the game. And Dean just watches Cas burn until there’s only ash, fully devastated, but Sam gets bored and starts playing CC on his phone and when Dean turns around in disbelief/rage Sam’s like, it’s what Cas would have wanted

(it’s true lol)

(Cas and Sam compare scores and stuff. (you used to be able to have a friend's scoreboard to compare to but they took it away, but it would have been there when Cas died this time!))

* https://www.tumblr.com/no-gorms/783694887810908160/multiversewanderlust-deancasendgame

Okay but that's fucking hilarious

Could you imagine that hunter funeral for Cas? Dean is having a full, widow arc, depressive downward spiral, and then you just hear

Delicious! Sugar Crush!

and it pans to Sam playing Candy Crush on Cas' phone

Dean is all "Dude what the hell???"

And Sam looks at him all "Cas has daily quests and a top 1 spot to uphold. He can't do it now, so I'm taking up the mantle for him"

"WHAT?!"

"It's what he would've wanted"

And the whole ride home, Dean is trying so hard not to take Cas' phone from Sam and chuck it out the window

"why the hell is it on full volume?!?!"

"Cas did something to the settings so I can't put his phone on silent"

"WHY"

"cause he said he didn't wanna miss any calls"

Sam is a bro and makes sure to prioritize Cas' high score more than his own

Their friendship is peek

YOU'RE SUCH A JEEEEEEEEEEEEERK <3

im the child you bully. you don't bully children you bully CHILD and that child is ME, Jerk <3

that’s just my god given right as your big sib, sorry bitch

so i drew Daddy Time aka Bezel

HAPPY NEW YEARS ! [CST]

SO! In honour of the new year, I've decided to spend more time doing what I love on social media! I'll be making new blogs for some of the stuff I like! And probably an art blog! I wanna update the whole tumblr to get more of the vibe I'm going for this year, and I hope to make some more friends along the way :] PLEASE REMEMBER WE ARE A SYSTEM AND THIS IS STRICTLY MY [THE HOST] BLOG

will be tagging all my fandoms, perhaps see if we have anything in common?

peter parker: I think I'm going to do it.

tony stark: don't you dare.

peter: ... I'm going to--

tony: absolutely NOT, peter benjamin--

peter: I'm DOING IT !!!

peter: *submits college application to Caltec*

tony: ... you traitor.

peter: it's good to keep your backup options open just in case--

tony: you don't NEED backup options, you are GOING. TO. MIT. that's the END OF DISCUSSION. over my DEAD GRAVE are you going to CALTEC--

Dean Winchester does not know how to have a normal friendship because his only 'friends' growing up were his family, Sam and John, because John isolated them to keep them compliant. This means that when Dean starts making friends post John's death, he treats them like family, and his treatment of family is an intense devotion that he would lay down his life for. He loves his friends and Dean Winchester's love is fierce and all-encompassing. All this to say, of course all of Dean's besties (Cas/Benny/Crowley) fell in love with him? These lonely interlopers who do not quite fit into the categories laid out for them, who are set aside from their peers and left out in the cold of only observing belonging but never touching it. Of course they felt the warmth of Dean, who feels things like a wildfire, and threw themselves headfirst into the blaze?