Im So Tired Of Being Unable To Say "no/please Stop" Because If I Do The Other Person Will Hurt Themself

wanna do some deeply problematic and fucked up kinks like kissing each other

There's a common trend of people saying they hate characters like Malenia, Ranni or Marika because their actions led to thousands of deaths. Which I guess is understandable.

But then they tell your their favorite character is Godfrey or Radahn and just-

you don't deserve that blorbo if you have to skinnify them in fanart i'm sorry

semi-related i really wish people would disentangle "bad" & "unethical" & "illegal" & "inadvisable" & "annoying" & "ugly" & "harmful" etc. like we're going to get nowhere by presuming a 1:1 equivalency of these things across the board lmao

King: "i need reinforcments!"

The Court Wizard:

this is who youre asking to work 40hrs per week btw

"missed all of your vital organs" is such a scathing injury report if that happened to me i would never let the person who maimed me live it down. you had a 1 in 7 chance and more than 50% of my body's surface area to target and you fucking blew it. cope and seethe over my unperforated heart, lungs, brain, liver, kidneys, pancreas, small intestine and large intestine you fucking idiot. you incompetent fool.

yeah im still thinking about the minotaur sorry but just . imagine youre born wrong. imagine your entire existence is a punishment from the gods. for something you had no control over. imagine your mother holds nothing but contempt for you. she wont even look at you, not really, & she keeps crying & you keep crying & reaching towards her with your little arms & someone drags you away from her. & they keep you hidden & alone & a stranger comes & builds an impenetrable prison around you so youre doomed to forever haunt these endless corridors & youve never known kindness or companionship or love. & when they call you a monster. well. you believe them

its both hilarious and horrifying that the grineer will just plant half baked little rejects in the floor to jump out at people tbh

ive catogorized gamers into three distinct subspecies based off of my own observations

the gamer: just plays video games, normal human

the gaymer: plays videogames but is awesome and queer

the g*mer: average call of duty player screeching slurs in vc