"missed All Of Your Vital Organs" Is Such A Scathing Injury Report If That Happened To Me I Would Never

💪🐟 MY GENDER IS UNDYNE???

ur first and last recent emojis are ur gender now. mine is 🅱👨‍❤‍💋‍👨

The vibe is that Miquella is so innovative because he’s so wise because he is actually older than he appears. When in reality Miquella’s mind is child-like still, and he is innovative because he has a child’s imagination, energy, optimism, kindness, and general good will. Everyone else in the land’s between is rigid in their ways and beliefs, discriminating against other races. They are tired and pessimistic, depressed and without the energy to do anything. Their minds are dull and uncreative and think of nothing but “order” and what peoples to kill in order to get the world they want. Miquella literally creates an Erdtree knock-off, welcomes all the oppressed and sick, helps his sister, and even makes plans to travel to the shadow lands. He has child-like wonder and it’s this curiosity that lets him do so much shit.

Dying on my warframe hill for my horrible warframe opinion that being horny for warframe is perfectly fine "Except for the weirdos who created and perpetuated the meme about Wisp's ass".

Because I straight up didn't even notice Wisp had a modeled ass for like 2 years

(reminder that this is a shooter where you over the shoulder ADS and NORMALLY have a big intrusive syandana on so like.... how was I supposed to know??)

and found out about it through reading a warframe meme- only to find out you weirdos have been objectifying her ass to the point of COMMUNITY WIDE MEME and somehow I'm the weird one for not having "ass" be a top 5 word that pops into my head when someone says Wisp.

So I've gone full contrarian because I'm annoyed that, community wise, no one can bring up wisp in a serious connotation without slipping in a reference to her fuckin' ass. Like dude, chill.

Imagine if every video about other frames started with extremely weird heavy breathing perversions like what are you doin' bro, I thought this was a video about a wisp build not you splooging over metal cheeks.

wisp ass is a bad meme and those perpetuating it are the lame kind of horny on main. The kind I read as "just weirdly out of place and kind of disrespectful". You may crucify me now.

“Humans are inherently selfish--" Then why do so many cultures value hospitality, to the point of dictating it in their religions? Why is it so common for hosts to offer their visitors their best food, and as much of it as they can? At some point, multiple cultures decided that they knew what it felt like to be alone and vulnerable, and promised each other to never let those who stay with them feel that way. That doesn't sound very "inherently selfish" to me.

dystopia au where we are all assigned one of two chosen genders at birth

I feel confident enough to post these now. A collection of all the existing posters after some edits from the other post that got 13k notes! These are full size/quality. Go nuts.

You may use them for wallpapers, tabletop campaigns, whatever. Consider tipping me (do people use kofi for that or tumblr's built in system? Let me know what you prefer) or buying a print or sticker here! (STORE DOWN 7/28) If you do use them, let me know what for, or send pictures!

beauty standards are so fucked up what happened to i love your body because it's you. what then.

i mean this completely seriously but… a cup of coffee can save your life a little, a shower can save your life a little, making your favorite meal can save your life a little…….little things actually add up to really big things in the long run if you let them, the secret to surviving everyday is infusing a little bit of magic into the mundane i truly believe that

i hope that every baby tenno ever knows that i'm not judging them for being new or not having a fancy fashionframe whenever i approach them in a relay or hub-

i promise i'm just looking at you and your profile with the widest most excited eyes ever, i'm just wayy too nervous to figure out what to say to you, and i don't want to be patronizing by asking if you want help ;w;

baby tenno, you are so so so cool- i'm so happy you're here, and i really hope you end up finding the same amount of enjoyment and community here that I have.

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