King: "i Need Reinforcments!"

King: "i need reinforcments!"

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King: "i Need Reinforcments!"

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1 month ago

wow you're telling me that the idea of a mech pilot having a "handler" is not actually a mainstay of the genre? and that most mech pilots are not brainwashed or forcefemmed or getting off on the force feedback from their weaponry? you're telling me that nobody in Macross or TTGL is engaging in a 24/7 d/s t4t lesbian relationship which is tacitly encouraged by the military forces they work for? I had no fucking idea. That's crazy. You're actually the first person to ever point this out. Should we throw a party? Should we invite Char? I'm going to invite Char so he can fucking kill us both.

9 months ago

The trans girl you have a crush on is literally never going to get the hint, you gotta fucking tell her, now, go do it.

1 year ago

you will probably not look like a skinny white anime girl when you transition you will likely look like someone's mom and you need to realize how swag this is

3 weeks ago

hi, a lot of you need a perspective reset

the average human lifespan globally is 70+ years

taking the threshold of adulthood as 18, you are likely to spend at least 52 years as a fully grown adult

at the age of 30 you have lived less than one quarter of your adult life (12/52 years)

'middle age' is typically considered to be between 45-65

it is extremely common to switch careers, start new relationships, emigrate, go to college for the first or second time, or make other life-changing decisions in middle age

it's wild that I even have to spell it out, but older adults (60+) still have social lives and hobbies and interests.

you can still date when you get old. you can still fuck. you can still learn new skills, fashionable, be competitive. you can still gossip, you can still travel, you can still read. you can still transition. you can still come out.

young doesn't mean peaked. you're inexperienced in your 20s! you're still learning and practicing! you're developing social skills and muscle memory that will last decades!

there are a million things to do in the world, and they don't vanish overnight because an imaginary number gets too big

1 year ago

i think cis girls can have a packer as a treat

9 months ago
Never be angry or sad.
Have no reaction.
Be nonthreatening.
Be agreeable.
DON'T BE POOR. DON'T HAVE OPINIONS. OR NO ONE WILL BE KIND TO YOU. OR NO ONE WILL EVER LOVE YOU.
ACT RIGHT, ACT NORMAL, OR BE ALONE WITH THE PERSON WHO HATES YOU MOST.

"SURVIVING"

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1 year ago

"missed all of your vital organs" is such a scathing injury report if that happened to me i would never let the person who maimed me live it down. you had a 1 in 7 chance and more than 50% of my body's surface area to target and you fucking blew it. cope and seethe over my unperforated heart, lungs, brain, liver, kidneys, pancreas, small intestine and large intestine you fucking idiot. you incompetent fool.

1 year ago

i just don’t think “is dude gender neutral” is that productive of a conversation because a word can be gendered and still used regardless of gender. i call my male friends girlypop and my female friends man but i don’t think anybody would agree that those are somehow not gendered terms.

the real question is just “would you be willing to apologize and stop using a word if somebody told you it made them uncomfortable?” the answer to which in a surprising number of cases is no mostly because it seems like overall ppl r more upset abt getting accused of transphobia than they are abt being transphobic

1 month ago

dystopia au where we are all assigned one of two chosen genders at birth

1 year ago

ive catogorized gamers into three distinct subspecies based off of my own observations

the gamer: just plays video games, normal human

the gaymer: plays videogames but is awesome and queer

the g*mer: average call of duty player screeching slurs in vc


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Hi! My name is Ruby, my fursona is Orbit, I've got a whole list of intrests, mostly sci-fi and fantasy stuff. she/her 19

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