Me At 9pm: Phew, I’m Tired, Time To Go To Bed.

If you're fifteen or older an still sleep with a stuffed animal please reblog this.

My friend is embarrassed and thinks she’s the only one and I said id prove her wrong.

Reblog if you support squishy bellies, have a squishy belly, or have the desire to summon satan

Do I LoOk FiNe?!

Parent: Fuck you my child is perfectly fine!

The child in question every time a minor inconvenience occurs: *proceeds to read fanfiction about men 3 times their age* *cries about it for 5 hours* *finishes the smutty chapter fantasizing Draco Malfoy as their potions professor* *drinks an unhealthy amount of chamomile and earl grey to appease the aesthetic gods* *calls bestfriend to rant about said fanfiction*

Wholesome

oh my gdO CAN YOU DRAW GODZILLA MOMMA CARRYING LIKE A HUNDRED LIZARD BABIES ON HER BACK FOR TAKE YOUR CHILD (lizard) TO WORK DAY

oh SHOOT well i cant swing 100 but how bout

ANY WAY THE WIND BLOWS

SNEAK PEEK

Hersh

I am ✨suffering✨

R.I.P Notorious RBG

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